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Friday, November 2, 2007, 6:13 PM
Soon you'll see, you're addicted to me.
Welcome back people, glad you survived. Today was extremely exciting! i did so many exciting things, like, oh! i closed my door! WOW. And and and, i sat on a chair, and watched the table! I know, its like Indianna Jones right? wow. im sorry. You know me, my boredom casts these insane thoughts into my mind sometimes. Im actually quite happy right now, very relaxed, im trying not to think of the problems i have, i must not think. Oh and uh, i cant believe i did this, but i announced my blog on national radio, i wasnt thinking i know, but hey, if you guys wanna, you know spread the word about my blog to other people, you know, go ahead, sure, and keep tagging and spreading the love, absolutely and i encourage everyone to just, be the best that they can be, and keep doing what theyre doing, and, and making me famous. Im kidding about the famous part. But someday, when i make it as a big star, i'll thank all you little people. Like, you teddy bear, and you cat, oh and how can i forget my wonderful coffee mug, how can i live without these guys eh? And i apologize for the sadistic, mind numbing, fear invoking sad clown picture i posted, iknow some of you out there were terrified of it, but its ok. Just dont look at its face, in fact, instead of looking at the clown, here are a list of things you can do if you're bored, thats right, a bunched up list of completely useless things that might leave you hyped up for more! 1.Try to not think about penguins(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway. 2.Scratch yourself(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good? 3.Try to swallow your tongue(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid. 4.Invent a weird twitch(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping. 5.Make a low buzzing noise(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts. 6.Have a "Who is less competitive" competition (Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose. There you go, do those stuff to keep you occupied and dont think of the clown, oh no, i just said clown, you're probably thinking of the clown right now, but me talking about thinking of the clown makes you think of the clown even more, and me addressing the fact that you're thinking of the clown only makes you think of the clown even more. Im sorry. well, i gotta get outta here martians, i gotta go shine my purple pirated paint basket dorr knob now. Seeyuh! peace. AO |
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