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Thursday, November 29, 2007, 1:42 PM
The tale of the Cockroach man
And this post is going to be rather rantish. So those of you with a weak heart, or a weak mind, then please, dont read this. So, have you heard the tale of the cockroach man? No? Splendid, i shall tell you all about it. Once upon a time, there lived a cockroach, i wont say his name is gabe. Oops. So, our little cockroach friend had a problem, he was unfortunate to have is IQ to be, at a negative level. So this little cockroach grew up with this mental defficiancy, and whenever he would cry, his mother would slam his head repeatedly on the ground, till his brain was reduced to nothing more than a vacuum. So one day, cockroach man met a beautiful nice girl named Liz. And they both liked each other for a while, but then. gabe's, i mean, cockroach man's IQ kicked in, and he fell out of love with our dear sweet Liz. And he did the stupidest thing ever, he broke up with her, and left her all down hearted and broken up, so my dear sweet Liz went emo-ing around with this broken heart, and our cockroach friend didnt give a care in the world. if you want to know what he looks like. Here. This is what he looks like. ![]() So then, he completely shattered her heart, and now, everything she says or hears sounds like him talking. But she of course still loved him, Cos thats love, you dont fall out of it that easily. Unless you're like cockroach man and have an IQ that can equate his, but thats impossible unless you're a box of peanuts. And this is our dear cockroach friend when he was young. And the other cockroaches around him are of course his family. Notice how he is strategically placed at his mother's ass? And also notice that he has no legs, no arms, nor evena head.
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