Wello wello mello fellow. So, out with lynn today to do stuffs, met her first at ICA building.

Tsk.

i got lost.

I got on the bus on my way there, i asked the bus driver (who was on crack, he kept smiling at the ez link tap machine) to tell me when we reach the ICA building, so he tells me to get off at this place which had no one at all walking all around. So i knew that it was next to lavender mrt, so i saw train tracks, so i decided to go to it. But i had to cross the road.

And the problem was, the road he dropped me at was like a highway, no traffic lights, no nothing.

So i crossed the road by some dumb luck, almos got knocked down by a car, but whew. im ok, then i got stuck on that small little piece of land that divides the 2 ways of traffic.

And best part was,

the police drove past.

but guess what, they didnt catch me for jay walking.

yea thats very nice

when the police see someone in the middle of the road looking very lost, bewildered and stuck, they move along not offering help.

So i decided to hail a cab from the middle of the road.

Taxi driver was cursing at me for hailing him.

but screw it.

and guess what, the ICA building, was just down the road.

Cab fare was 3 bux.

You can just tell how near that is.

So then, met her and we went to make our ICs, since our birthdays are like, you know, so yea, qued like hell, walked around that stuffy weird building, then we went to jurong east something to catch national treasure.

Holy moo.

its a great movie, like really really awesome, but you must watch the first one to know what the hell's goin on. And yea, wow.

Then.

Oh ho ho this is the interesting part.

We went ice skating.

pfft.

stop laughing.

yea, i know, people with my voluptuous size dont normally go ice skating, but still, i went.

And well.

it was, my second time goin since japan 2 years ago.

And, i didnt improve.

It was very exciting and scary for me, more scary than exciting, but still, exciting nonetheless.

And guess who we bumped into.

Who better to bump into but super pimp yuresh enriquez balakrishnan.

And he was pimpin with 3 girls.

nice one yuresh.

And yea he was real cool, he helped us skate and stuff.

But all in all, my skating was chaos.

Chaos.

Sigh.

my bad lynn, i'll take private lessons and get so good i'll become a ballerina on ice, then i'll go skating with you again. hehe.

Then, went to long john's for dinner, and cabbed her home, and headed home in the same cab.

pfft.

Cab fare, well, was friggin ridiculas as usual.

I swear man, its so expensive, all the cabbys will become millionaires in no time.

Dammit.

So anyway, like i said before, i have the most interesting convos with the most interesting people.

And today, im gonna feature my good friend from vietnam, minh tue.

3 words.

What the hell?

I swear he has the most out of worldy comments at the most unnatural times.

Like we had a mass ga3 convo just now bout the party this friday, and first thing he says is

"how bout shrek and fiona"

Now, get this, there never in the history of pork chop has there ever been a mention of shrek and fiona in the viscinity of ga3. and suddenly, up pops him with it.

wow.

and this

Oh yes.

We talk about yiping being a devil

and he says, apple.

very nice.

Well, happy boxing day everyone.

On the phone with jiyin now, we're goin nuts.

School starts in a week.

Gotta enjoy this while i can.

So you know what?

im gonna go make myself a sandwich,

not just any sandwich.

but a supercow sandwich.

the best in the world.

Alright, here i go, sandwich time, i'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. peace!

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Ao