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Wednesday, January 30, 2008, 9:20 PM
Break another heartbeat
What can i say,ive been through alot of boring times before, ive watched paint dry after painting my entire house 2 years ago, ive sat through a 3 hour coversation with my grandma on the topic of teenage clothing, ive endured 5 periods of solid amaths with the most horrid teacher you'll ever find, ive been through boredom hell and back. But nothing, oh nothing in this world can compare to how boring superteens camp is. I swear, if you think you know the definition of boredom, you are wrong, superteens camp. Where can i even begin? Its unfathomable how i managed to survive 14 hours of sitting down in that auditorium being "motivated" without so much as sticking forks in my eyes just for the bloody entertainment and laugh. First of all, all the instructors there think they know every little thing about us teenagers, they think they understand the problems we're facing, they think they can define everything in the world with a couple of sentaces. They think they can motivate us. They told stories of how their camp managed to make plenty of students achieve 8 As for their O levels. I think the only reason why they got those A ones is cos they didnt want their parents to make them sit through this camp again. The entire sec 4 lot was forced to go for this, and that already is a dumb dumb dumb shit move on peter tan's part. Forcing an entire cohord of sec 4s to sit through dipshit camp like this is just asking for trouble. And trouble they got. Throughout, everyone was so rowdy and restless, and the "main man" motivator was nothing close to the viscinity of motivational. In fact, after hearing him talk to us, i feel more UN-motivated. They dont know the definition of the word, they wanna see motivational? Go see people like Will smith or martin luther king. Theyre stuff is motivational. This shit is more like the kind of stuff a smelly underpaid harvey norman salesman would do to convince you to buy an energy saving toaster. Thats exactly what they all looked like. And their english was like the standard you get from a $3 school in hong kong. And everyone was bored to tears. Wanna know what we were doing? Here's the top 5 most entertaining things me and a few of my friends did as entertainment. 1. Remove all your shoe laces and put them all back together again and laugh at the though that you just removed your laces. 2. Play tic tac toe. 3. Play hangman. 4. Draw lines on the paper they give you for making notes. 5. Animate your hand into a talking hand and name it Pedro. Now, this is the kind of stuff people do when theyre in jail. When they have absolutely nothing left and are so bored, they would think of the word " pneumonia" and all have a good laugh at how the p is not pronounced. And there was this camera filming everything and putting it on a screen in live time, so its double the boring talk. Sometime at 4 pm when were all at our peak of total boredom, we started doing the stupidest things, me and barney made signs out of the note paper that said stuff like "where is the love", "feed me" "a hungry man is an angry man" and the best of all, "I wanna go home please". And we flashed these signs everytime the camera passed over our heads so everyone saw them and were laughing like mad. Sigh, can you blame us? its our only form of entertainment. Heck even the teachers were laughing cos they were so bored too. jeez, we were all suffering. And this is only day 1. We have 2 more days. And they talk about stuff like how to manage our self esteem, how to draw diagrams, how to think positive, showing us the power of words and other dickweed crap. And theyre all psychiatrises or however you spell it. This is exactly why my ambition of becoming a psychiatris always changes. You know, i think i'll become a journalist. For the NY times or something. Anyway, here's something i drew out of boredom. ![]() Argh, just to think. its less than 12 hours before i gotta go back to that jabroni monkey crap hole of a place. God save us all. Ao |
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