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Friday, February 22, 2008, 11:21 PM
1 2 3 4 tell me that you love me more
And it involves our wonderful extra terrestrial being, Joel chee. In the past few days or so, joel chee kept telling us that he had explicit dreams of mr mak and janet ong making out in the lift. No surprise there coming from joel chee, heck i wont be surprised if he dreams of guitars playing hockey while getting waxed. So we playfully said that we'd tell mr mak about it, and he said, and i quote, " By all means la, go ahead." Then he concluded with some gurgled other-wordly word which only the weird can understand. So today, again joel chee tells of part 2 of his dream, now not only was there a ridiculously queer part 1 of his dreams, he enlightens us with a part 2. I personally would've preferred rubbing a gun barrel into my temple and pulling the trigger, but just had to hear about his dreams. So part 2 was that joel chee found Mr mak and janet ong having intense sexual intercourse in the maths staff room, he even gave examples of the sounds that were being made. I shit you not. So we told mr mak, not to sabotage joel or anything, but just for fun, since he told us to tell him by all means,(followed by gurgled phrase) and mr mak was furious, much to our delight. And he slapped joel with 3 DCs and made him stand at the back of the tennis courts while assembly went on. Now, i cant even explain much anymore cos after this point, it reaches a stage in a person's weirdness that i simply am unable to explain what the hell is going on. but all i remember is that at the back of the tennis courts, (we have plants at the back of the tennis courts) he started talking to the plants. Then moved on to talking to himself and gesticulating spurts of arm lunges into the air like someone would do if he had a musco-vascular disorder. (that means, a spastic twitch) Well, what can i say, he's joel chee. There are only 2 people in this world who i cannot explain. Joel chee and my maid. But i wont touch on my maid cos she scares and pisses the living shit out of me, and if i begin to think about her, my blood pressure rises and i fear a cardiac arrest. Never, never oh never in the entire span of my sad pathetic little life have i ever, ever come across anything like joel chee. And he spent the rest of the day dealing with the DP and the P and VP and all sorts of important and strict posts that are represented in feared acronyms. He had to sit in a room with the school counsellor. Poor school counsellor. He's gonna need counselling. Ok, enough about joel chee cos im having a weird chill going down my spine and i fear it may be bad for my health to continue speaking about joel chee. Anyway, rehearsels again today, and on my way back, i saw this really sweet lambo parked in the school carpark. ![]() That's a beautiful car. And here's a picture of John and his rubber non-existant bone hand. He has no bones.I swear. tgif, time's flying by, its scary. Liz and manda are at camp corri, i dunno is it a really cool camp? They have a mass dance, dammit, i wanna go for a camp that has a mass dance. With you on replay, lying on my bed with some coffee and crank between my hands, page by page the book goes by, drifting life away. Id say life's pretty alright. For the moment. Just live for the moment.
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