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My Dear we're slow dancing in a burning room |
Tuesday, April 8, 2008, 9:41 PM
Can i just spend my life with you
Even though i dont think its really you, ah well. ![]() Firstly, what the hell? andrew u are so fat,when you step on a weighing scale,my mother's phone number comes out. Very funny, did your mother help you think of that joke? Are you 2 having a really good laugh now at how she and you put your incredibly and impossibly low IQs together to form an attempt to make a joke at insulting me? Are you feeling better now that you told me that stepping on a weighing scale, your mother's phone number comes out? Well, when you stepped on the weighing scale, it didnt move, cos you were so smelly, it choked to death. You're so ugly, your reflection quit. You're so smelly, when you got beamed down here to earth, it made the hole in the ozone layer. your so fat when u fart u launch urself into orbit.i think ur just scared,cause u cant handle me. Oh wow, another joke joel? Clap clap. How does that even relate back to me being fat? If i am fat, it'd be impossible for a fart of any strength to launch me into orbit, and on that note, who the hell calls it launching into orbit? Its launching into space. pfft. And you know the planets that are in orbit joel? The planets arent in orbit, theyre just trying to move away from you cos you're so frigging impossibly ugly and smelly. Earth is trying to move fast enough for you to fall off the planet, mars jupiter and mercury are all running away from earth cos it contains you joel. And you know what, just cos im fat doesnt mean my fart has extra powerful spring power. Are those the kind of jokes they tell in your world joel? The world of frikking dickweeds? And im scared of you? Yes joel, i honestly admit that im terrified of you to a point where when i go near you, i carry a frigging oxygen tank with me just so that i dont breathe in your toxic fumes and die from it. I am scared of you. Im scared for my eyes cos i think they'll bleed if i stare at your asswipe face for too long. Im scared that i might get a permenant nose block because my nose wont breathe in any more air in protest that it has smelled you. And yes you are right, i cant handle you. I do not now, nor will i ever even have a flicker of a thought of considering the idea of handling you. And the day that i do, i honestly swear that i give you the full right and permission to stab me. Tsk. idiots. Im surrounded by idiots. Ao |
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