Where The Light Is

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fences

this is the deep and dying breath

give my gun away when it's loaded

the wrong kind of place to be thinking of you

because this road is all you'll ever have

plugin&play If you read, you will judge. the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
My Dear we're slow dancing in a burning room	Friday, May 30, 2008, 11:12 PM Come as you are, as you were, as you wanted to be. cwl: yess i know. hahahaha! veri danger. hahahah! Thanks man. :D eh we should put the video on youtube man! haha. kat: haha you did? Oh man. good luck, prolly thousands of people who also entered it. mm which one was yours? yea thats what we all need sometimes, hope. It can make us fly without wings. haha. kinshen: :D thanks man. Im feeling better now. haha. Liz: oh hell, please, the day that you do that to him, please, shoot me. Im currently broke now, unless you accept ringit. :D Jiyin: :D! Love ya back snickers. thanks for always cheering me up! :D cant wait for monday! cooookieeeeeeee! :D:D Lynn: oh ho me! :D Sheila: oh nope not at all, its not working at all mmhmm. :D Shadow attack! Randall: haha easy on the vodka man, yea i love it too, you should try vodka ice cream! Its super yummy. haha oops, i forgot! I randomly selected messages. FCS: hello madam! :) Shafi: haha oh yes, send it to me and i'll pop it up :D Audre: hey hey! Mm i think i have to re-schedule! I'll message you bout it k! :D Feli: wow amazing how you put your name as Andrew instead of your real name. well done! And you call me the dumb one. hee hee. :D Victor: haha sorryy! I randomly picked messages. Thanks :D You people made it all worth while. Stanley: haha im jack black now? wow. im honoured. well, jack black will miss you too. haha. sunil: Anytime. :D i'll miss you guys tooooo. I wish i could stay! haha. On the phone with Liz and im telling her ghost stories to spook her out so she cant sleep. Must say im doing a pretty good job. Ah today has been the craziest day ever. Its just been an insane explosion. Watched restless V today with a couple of the comm, 6 of us were supposed to watch it, only 3 ended up watching it. Me, kenny and joel. Gou had to be off for some girl problem, (God knows what), Douglas had to have some disgusting kinky time with some girl which involved and i quote, "whipped cream and strawberry flavoured...". Well done douglas, well done. And Sheila had relatives coming over last minute so she had to stay home and mop the floor. Great. So only 3 of us joined by Vin making that 4, watched restless V. Well, it was alright, not as good as the previous restless, not as much high energy pumping dance music as before, Raj kinda went all emo dancing for this restless, but it was still good. Tim and Nick rocked it out. And, saw many of the D'Artists there, i never thought id see them again, i never thought id see her again, but after 2 years, there they were. It was so awesome to see them again. It was so awesome to see her again. it was like a little dream that id had 2 years ago after electric youth 2 ended and i missed the D'Artists so badly, i dreamt that i met them again 2 years down the road. Except in my dream i had lost weight and had become an exceptionally hunky guy. well, dreams stay dreams for a reason. Saw Raj of course in his diva-like splendour receiving flowers everywhere, saw Rikh and company. Saw lots of people who i remembered but didnt bother to go say hi to, and of course i saw people whom i do not know. pfft. Also, i found out some things about some people whom i know, situation's rather shadowed, if you know what i mean. If you dont know what i mean, then thats probably better for you cos trust me, you do not want to know. Ive been harping on the concept of the Dramatards to become some sort of comicbook, me and Shafi have been working on ideas for the characters that will be based on drama, i dunno why i do these things, prolly cos there's too much imaginative junk running round in my brain. So here's what Shafi and i have come up with so far, Shafi did the drawing i just contributed to the ideas. He's done an awesome job, expecially with me holding the coffee. hehe. coffee. Im gonna watch Lijia's concert tomorrow, am pretty excited, havent seen her play the clarinet at her best. So break a leg tomorrow night! And know that i'll be in the audience wolf whistling(i'll try) and shouting in encouragement. Go go lijia! Joel chee's been doing amazingly frustrating things to all of us, especially me, making assumptions based on nothing it seems, sigh, i shan't expound on my frustration cos its late in the a.m., and i think after a long tiring day, i deserve to have a good night's rest without having to deal with the frustration right about now. Maybe some other time. Liz just went to bed and i should too. or rather, i'll try. Damned insomnia. seeyuh. ao Thursday, May 29, 2008, 6:51 PM We're gonna need more seats we just sold out all the floor seats. These few days have been real interesting. Where do i start. Well, i had the most interesting day today, when i woke up, instead of walking out of my room first, (which is what i normally do) i turned on the radio first! Then walked out of my room. Thats probably the most exciting thing ive done so far. Today was boring, had ot be in school for remedial which was not really a waste of time cos somehow,im actually starting to feel concerned for my Os and actually paid attention. After that, since the day was so boring, sam decided the night before that he'd bring his really expensive high tech camera to take pictures of joel chee. Pfft, cheap thrills. We ran around the school trying to snap a picture of him. We didnt get anything in the end though. me, ling and company decided to head for the cafe to kill time for the geog people's remedial. We decided to do homework that the school gave us, page 20 to page 121 of the maths TYS. Tsk. Thats the entire book man. So we got started today, did about 40 questions which was really mind numbing. But yea other than that, we just lived for cheap thrills today. Like them playing billie jean and me doing the whole MJ routine in the cafe without anyone noticing me, which is really quite hard cos im a bit noticeable. Sang songs, told ghost stories and had informational discussions with Amraesh. Whoopee. Had chem SPA yesterday and it went easier than i expected, awesome. And that pretty much sums up these 2 days. You know, at my school's bus stop, there's a new poster ad, you know those huge ass ones? And i think advertising companies think us people are stupid. Look. Notice the caption. Also notice how the only things on the poster ad are rock-wall bits. Hmm, let's see, after looking at rock-wall bits that are really obviously strewn all over the poster, what could this sport be? Lawn bowling? or maybe even skateboarding??? HMMMMM, i select, none of the above. pfft come on, even a spasticated retard child can answer that question. Its not even the least bit tricky, like maybe it could be a picture of a guy skateboarding up a rock wall while lawn bowling all at once? That would make it fun to solve. Remember i was telling you about how my day was just filled with cheap thrills? Well, Ling showed us his tongue and we took pictures of it cos i never knew it was so long. Looks familiar? Maybe cos you've seen it here. I never knew ling had a gene simmons tongue. Thats cool. Ignatius(not the mario one) asks me the most awesome and interesting questions. ignatius says: but arnold is a damn good actor ao says: you sure thats all you love him for ao says: and gosh no he isnt ao says: ive seen squirells act better ignatius says: who else can act better than him in terminator 3 ao says: a squirell ignatius says: can u imagine someone like drake or josh acting as a robot ao says: sigh ao says: ignatius. ao says: i know a good doctor who can help. ao says: i really do. ignatius says: a sqirrel? Sigh, yes igs, a sqirrel. A sqirrel will save you. Alright ive got 99 pages of maths to do, i'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao , 12:18 AM What a difference a day made, and the difference is you Ok people do give a damn. And yes, sometimes hope can get us places. Everybody's gotta jump before they fly right? id like to thank Liz for staying up with me that night when i was down in the pits emo and for being such wonderful support and family. This is just a really quick and random post. So yes, im outta here. Seeyuh. ao Tuesday, May 27, 2008, 4:47 PM Parading in the wake of sad relations as the shoes fill up with water. I know its been a while since i have talked to you, but maybe you're the one who makes the winds blow, looking at the stars without explanation, we contemplate his claims and simple men on trial, my little world's fragile, Oh God, can you tell me when its going to stop? Maybe its not just down to you, Oh God, can we win back what we have lost, so who's the last resort? oh God. So maybe my life isnt going exactly as i planned it. I told myself awhile ago that nobody in this world's gonna give a damn even if i screamed my lungs out and shouted and pleaded for help, for some sort of understanding and explanation for what the hell's going on in my life. Something about hope i realised awhile ago is that, hope gets you nowhere, hope is all a world of make belief and disbelief, things happening that we never thought imaginable, cos the human mind's always longed for more than they already have, thus from that, hope is born. Hope means something better might come. Hope means maybe there's a solution for problems. Hope means help. I realised recently that sometimes, hope just means nothing. We keep on hoping for something that will never come, for feelings that will never show, for understandings that will possibly never be achieved. Then why hope at all? Why waste our spirits away wishing for something better to come, when in reality, we are living in reality. And there is no cure for reality. Im not known to be a man of hope. or of Faith. But hey, maybe since hope is just a lie to fool all of us, we should all just lie to ourselve? Pretend that there is hope. Cos maybe then, it'll make things a little bit better, telling yourself that something better might come, that some vividly imaginative dream will somehow come true in the end if we keep hoping and dreaming. Cos in dreamland, everything goes your way, and for once, reality is just a silly little dent, and with out heads in the clouds, we wont see whats ahead of us. Maybe thats what we all need sometimes. Hope. Anyway, like i said, nobody cares right? Had physics SPA today, i think im gonna do alright. I did it all in 3 minutes. Well, kind of. In the last 10 mins, leong came up to me and whispered that i had done everything wrong and im gonna get a zero unless i ask him for help, get some points and minus off a few cos i asked for help. Which kinda surprised me cos i never knew he was so nice. So yea i took the offer and asked him for help, in the end, i managed to re-do the entire experiment in 3 minutes. Whoopee. Go me. So hopefully with that, i pass. Ive been thinking of dropping physics, maybe its not such a bad idea. The rest of the day was just crap, i dont wanna talk about it. The whole of last night was crap too. And so was the day before. Sigh. Im not going to whine, so id better be off now. Before i get more crap. ao Saturday, May 24, 2008, 10:45 PM You shook me all night long Munky: haha yea Liz is so, sigh. tsk tsk tsk. Cant believe she hugged him. Oolla i think i know why shes so happy. cough cough. Victor: haha i wish i could! I'll miss you guys too man. :( Liz: i still gotta give you your present. Hmm. Woman puhhleaaze. Not listeninggg, not listening lalalalala. Mathi: haha thank you! :D Ricardo: haha yea i know what you mean. Kat: haha you know im working on doing a video where i actually interview him, and i cut out the ma nem is ren part of the commercial and slot it in. Yeaa Rain is like, bleughhhhh. feli: tsk you mean you actually paied attention to the movie! omg. I knew you were an idiot. :p Shafi: hahaha what dont you get lil man! Audre: haha yummy vodkaaa. :D Aw its alrighto, i'll teach you how to be good with it. :p DK: hail the tao huai chwee. Hail the soya cookies. Hail the once combed back hair. :D Joel chee: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. clap clap. Had farewell camp yesterday, it was hell fun, i realised, after i bought the wig, how ridiculously ugly the wig looked and instead of making me look like Jimi Hendrix, looked like phua chu kang. Goodbye 39 dollars. I swear the wig was a complete rip off. And now, its shed so much hair there's actually a bald patch in the front. Great, a balding wig. So i had to tie a bandanna around it and transform the wig completely, but even after all that, i still looked like some 50 year old auntie going to the market to buy fish. tsk. I am never buying a wig from cheeks again. Our skit went insanely horrible, somebody missed their line, and we had to improvise the entire thing. So much for me staying up all night writing the script. but it still went well. I must say, the camp com did a fine dandy job in neating up the LC, they made it really jungle-ly (which was the theme, welcome to the jungle). The thing was this, the seniors had to stay in the other LC and cannot enter the other LC while they spiff up the place to get ready for the night's activities and programmes, while we (the seniors) stayed in the other LC to practice our skit/speech and dress up into our costumes. It was awesome, when we stepped into the LC, it was a thunder of cheers and applause, Guns N roses' welcome to the jungle played as we entered and took our place at the table reserved for us. Food was great, music was great,and the various items put up by the sec ones, twos and threes were fantastic, the decoration of the room was spectacular, kudos to Ra-el, shafi, reuben, randall, RY, dennis, Igs, Justin and kenny who did everything. All in all, the farewell for the seniors party was a blast. I didnt really know what to say for my speech cos i was pretty overwhelmed, all the sweet moments and heartfelt messages just threw me off. Ok so i cried, big whoop, everyone cried too. We closed the night with the seniors singing the song that i wrote for ishaan called how to run away though its too late. I played it on the piano in the tune of how to save a life and apologise. Then all the juniors left, and the seniors got to stay over. Oh it was a night of debauchery and fun. We played mah jong, or rather attempted to play mah jong, sang songs, went ghost hunting, talked, laughed, drank, ate, and had a real blast. We left drama with a bang. I gotta admit though it is really sad, ive spent 4 years of my entire life dedicated to this club and now i gotta step down for my Os. After all that time, it feels like a part of me left with it, the heart and soul that i put into drama has grown and lives on within the juniors and i hope it remains that way forever. I cant help but feel pride in them, cos i really am proud of all of them, to see them mature and grow in everything, i can safely say the the club is in good hands. I guess its a bittersweet feeling that just fills me now. They presented me with a little book filled with messages from them. I cant show you all of them, but i can show you some. Dear Andrew, i really admire you and you are an amazing person. You're the nicest sec 4 boy i know and you inspire me, it has been a joy and an honour knowing you and its sad to see you leave. I will really miss you and i hope that you do well for your O levels and your future endavours. -Sunil Sup Andrew, you are the best actor i know, you are also the funniest, except for Jim carey. keep it up! - Additya Sup Andrew! Dude, you are totally the best. I have never ever seen a guy do theatre so well, thanks for the brilliant show. -Julian Hi Andrew, you are the funniest person i ever met, you are the most stylish person too and you crack out the best jokes too. it would have been really nice if you could have stayed on. We will really, really miss you and your jokes! -Abishek Yo fatman! it was great dude, you were an awesome mentor, senior and friend. have a good life in JC and beyond. You have my MSN and my number, keep in touch! this is still not a goodbye.-Shafi Dear Andrew, you have greatly blessed the club and... ok skip the mushy stuff, you rock man! yeah! I'll keep in touch, to the most fat senior. -Ra-el Andrew! I have to admit, i look up to you since i joined drama. You have seriously changed my life, as a teacher and as a friend, you arent fat, you are fat with love =) - Rui Yuan Dear Andrew, my counter part, you have been my inspiration when i entered drama, you have the voice and the skill to become a star. I hipe you do well in your studies as i know you can do it. Signing off- Sochanta Dearest Kendo, my right hand man in the league. Shadow's not the same without you cos every hero needs that sidekick. You're leaving with your head held high. Know that. Your drama race was awesome. Now you have a different race. its a mental one so chill, no track shoes needed. Dont be a stranger cos i will not hesitate to blast you with my clops. Love lots, -Sheila Gah, this is what makes it all worth it. After all that blood, sweat and tears, to know that you've inspired one person, just one person, all that anger and frustration just disappears and it makes it all worth while. I dont wanna leave, but i know i have to, its time to focus on my studies. Cos theyre not going so fantastically. My results were, not really great. Mom's lost it and shes gone berserk. Giving me headaches. I felt like baking today. So thats what i did, i baked cookies. And slept 60% of the day. Anyways, ive got stuff to do. The opposite of bonjour to you. ao Thursday, May 22, 2008, 8:42 PM I know its kinda late, but happy birthday. Before i forget. HAPPY HAPPITY BIRTHDAY LIZZAYYYYY!! Dearest Elysebeth, have a happy ass sweet 16th love, have a great year ahead, and no matter what kind of troubles and rough waters you may go through, chin up and be happy, life's a bitch sometimes but when life grabs you by the balls (oh wait you dont have any) you grab them back and smack em in the face. And no matter what, im not going anywhere. :D Winter spring summer or fall all you gotta do is call and i'll be there yes i will, you got a cousin. Yes i copied that of another song and changed the word "friend" to "cousin". Am i not fantastically creative? Well you get the point, happy drunked birthday dear. But i did actually write a song for you. Ive sang it to you already and ive concluded that the tune is way better than the lyrics, so i shall not say the lyrics, but will be contented in my heart that you've heard and loved my song and save myself the embarresment of reciting the lyrics again. :D Here's the birthday girl herself. Here's her teeth. and this is her and Mutu. Alright there ya go Liz. Happy birthday. :D Wel today, didnt go to school cos there was a mass 4km run. No way in hell are they gonna make me run 4 freaking kilometres. Besides, 3/4 of the entire school population didnt go, which is really funny, but i think all the teachers enticipated it. Geniusus. So me and the committee decided to go to far east to shop for our costumes for tomorrow's party/camp/sleepover/, we went to lipps and cheeks and stayed there for like, hours trying to find the perfect costume. After all that, i can safely say we look like idiots. I bought an afro wig and a moustache. I wasted $36. I can hear my wallet crying. But hey its worth it. Had branch at subway then we went home. I bused home cos im flat broke now. Greaaaaaaat. Mom saw my compo yesterday, and she said she didnt know i could write so well, so she took it to work and showed every single one of her friends and staff. And guess what, she said that 3 of them actually cried. Ok what is up with my crying compo? So yea mom is now convinced and comforted by the fact that if i fail everything on my exams, i can still be a writer. Gee mom, thats wonderful encouraging words. Pfft. Kinda excited for camp tomorrow, its gonna be hell fun. Alright, id better go pack now. Seeyuh. ao ps, i feel bad cos i didnt surprise liz for her birthday like she did for mine. :(((( Wednesday, May 21, 2008, 11:33 PM Half the man that i used to be Liz is killing me. She got me talking to freaking mentos. Shes telling me things that i should not hear. The hell's the matter with you woman! Sigh. Liz, i know a good doctor who can help. now, if you'll excuse me, i think my ears just bled. ao Tuesday, May 20, 2008, 10:20 PM You're just like heaven Today, everyone in drama had to be treated to a compulsary movie,by acs jr, to reward us for our hard work and effort for the musical since we raised thousands for them. So i thought maybe it'd be a good movie choice. But nooooooo they just had to pick speed racer cos apparently, the little primary school maggots, i mean, children, we gonna watch it with us, so we couldnt watch anything that was rated pg13. So the only thing that was rated G, wa speed racer. Yes, it was so goody two shoes that when ever someone died in the movie, theyd turn into bubbles. Yea go head teach the children that when you die they become bubbles why dontcha. Im sure they'll have a field day when they go to the park and play with bubbles. Pfft well, we went to the suntec cinema. And. The suntec cinema has 5 fan ducts, 7 air con vents and 27 small lights, and 6 large circular lights (which look like breast implants stuck on the wal). I know this cos throughout the movie, i spent the time counting useless things. Alright so im not saying its a horrible movie, but every few seconds, bright bursts of colourful lights would just slam into your face and loud whizzing sounds of unrealistic cars would speed all over odd looking race tracks and some odd monkey with a fat kid would do something silly and everyone would go "uhhh". And that pretty much sums up the whole movie. Pretty lights and pretty cars that go zoom zoom. So unless you enjoy seizure-causing flashes of bright light bursting in your face, i really wouldnt reccomend you watch this movie. Unless you're bored and wish to have a seizure attack. When the movie started, sheila told me this " I am so gonna fall asleep within 15 minutes" Pfft yea right. She didnt last 5 minutes. Konked out right after the introduction. Even though we got her a venti long black double shot americano. (its coffee) So after awhile, one by one all of us started falling asleep, me, kenny and goutham were listening to our ipods. And douglas left the cinema to go talk to his friends on the phone. Thats just great. And that rain fella, pfft come on who's he tryna kid, he cant act. For his comercial all he ever says is My name is rain. Like, nobody gives a damn. And he says it like, " ma nem is ren" Tsk. Can you imagine how wide his vocabulary range must be? I wonder what it would be like to interview him. me: Hello. Rain: Ma nem is ren. me: yes i know that, so can you tell me more about this movie? Rain: Ma nem is ren. me: Oh yes i got that the first time, but about the movie, can you tell me more about you role in it? Rain: Ma nem is ren. Me: But i- Rain: Ma nem is ren. Rain: Ma nem is ren. Sigh, i wouldnt be surprised if that happens. Great, now thousand of screaming psychotic sick in the head die hard fans of mr ma nem is ren is gonna come after me with butter knives trying to stab me all cause i insulted their one true hero. Sigh. On the way out from the cinema, we saw an SPCA donation box. I didnt know ishaan actually bothered to set up a donation box for his association. He must really love them. So we couldnt help but donate to his wonderful association for the protection of pets and what not. Me and Kennt couldnt help but take a picture with the good ol doggy box. Oh yes, Ruff. Look at this happy couple. We went to starbucks for coffee earlier on before the movie, and poor gou couldnt afford anything. So he went for the free sugar. Look at him, tsk tsk tsk, poor gou. So we walked around a bit, did a whole bunch of nothing. And we saw this amazing little display. Wowee. Look at all that maintainence work going on there. After all that, we decided to eat, so went to kenny rodgers where sheila treated us (thanks shadow) to a delicious dinner. The corn muffin is to die for. Ah what a great day. Vader just left, and i am so tired now. I need to sleep for 3 days. Sigh. Oh and Liz, look at what i saw! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MUTUUUU!!!! Alright, i apologise for the moment of insanity. I now take my leave, i have scripts to finalize. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao Sunday, May 18, 2008, 6:29 PM Tsk. I just had to delete an entire chunk of tags from my tagboard so if your tag got deleted along with im, im really sorry. Why did i delete so many? Cos our really awesomely wonderful friend Joel chee just spammed my tagboard. Yes chee i know its you, there's this little thing called an ip address that i can use to find you. pfft. Get a life Joel. Go. Go find some other place to spread your dipshitness, dont spread it to my blog or my life. Ao , 12:41 AM Missing you like crazy Sitting here on my bedroom floor, staring at my old wooden door, its getting late into the night, yet im still awake by my light, feeling like an idiot for the things i said, and now theyre all stuck inside my head, im just a stupid blind fool, sadly, but im missing you quite badly. i guess im just trying to say im sorry, and i really hope that you'l forgive me. Check your mail, Sunshine. :) Ao Saturday, May 17, 2008, 8:56 PM Tell me how you do that trick, the one that makes me smile. Ok my mistake, dad didnt cycle from thailand to singapore like he normally does, he just cycled round the volcanoes. Went to the airport to pick him up today with mom, saw the new terminal 3 which is ridiculously huge, whats all the space for? They can fit 4 zoos inside. But yea yea it looked real cool and high tech. The airport takes in al kinds of people travelling to all kinds of places, i didnt realise that they took flights that came from other worldly destinations. So, i was at starbucks getting my coffee cos i was dying from the lack of sleep, i sat down to enjoy the really delicious aromatic cup of low fat double shot caramel machiato. And from the corner of my eye, 2 women walked in. Or rather, they wore "woman" costumes. I swear theyre a cross between shrek and frodo freaking baggins. They looked kinda like vultures. They were 5-foot tall wearing green vests with green skull caps (which really added to the vulture illusion) with large inch-thick glasses that seemed to droop over their faces stretching them ever so lowly, their lips were largely disproportionate and it didnt help that they put lipstick and missed. So you're probably thinking it cant get any weirder right? Well, like so many things in my life, it did. These vulture hobbit ogres then started combing the entire starbucks area, they searched the couches for something, over turned all the sofas and started sitting on every single sofa for 37 seconds before getting up and moving on to inspect the next sofa. Once they were done with their investigation, our middle earth friends then sat down on one of the sofas and started laughing. Very loudly. Within 3 minutes, they had successfully attracted the attention of every person in Starbucks, even the passers-by. I wouldnt be surprised to see camera men popping up saying they were filming lord of the rings 4 : the army of the dammed. I shit you not. They also had these piercing demon eyes that could reduce a man to tears if stared at for more than 10 seconds. Well excuse me if im not informed of the new middle earth airlines that takes flight in the singapore airport. Then after awhile, this tall man walks in with a holy cross around his neck and joins them on the sofa, and a short while after, a short aged man with his arm in a sling walks in, he was the most tired man i had ever seen in my life. He looked like he was sleeping all the time, when actually, his eyes are just perpetually shut. Then soon, another woman walks in, this time, this woman's eyes were wide open like she was in perpetual shock. Fantastic. The fellowship of the weird. Gah, can you imagine, we witnessed the queerness of 2 of the fellowship, can you imagine all 5 of them working together? Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you, from the latest instalment of the Lord Of the Rings trilogy, well now a quadrilogy, Lord of The Rings, the army of the dammed, 2 castmembers from the blockbuster! Frodo Weirdins and The GreenWitch of the West. yes, i risked the rest of my pathetic life on this earth and took a picture of them cos i figured none of you would believe me if i told you. So there you go, proof that a new LOTR is in progress. I now may possibly have a magical curse put on me. Well anyway, Dad bought me Absolut rasberry from the DFS and a 6 pack of carlsberg. Me: Did you get me vodka? (with a big smile) Dad: shhhhhh. Not so loud, yes i got it, plus more. (he takes our the 6-pack) Me: You bought me beer. Dad: shhhhhh take it or leave it. Me: Alright fine, you know, you're teaching me to drink at 16, Dad. Dad: Dont tell your mom about this. Me: I never do. (i smiled again) You rock Dad. Alright, ive gotta go return the ring to weirdor. I'll be seeing you. Ao Friday, May 16, 2008, 1:45 PM Dont worry, be happy. Dont worry, be happy. Been singing that all day, seems to be the only thing that actually calms me down from, stuff. Bob Marley's amazing, he believed that his music could heal people, just by listening to it, he believed that he could literally heal the world with his music. The plan today was for me to go to school just like every other day, but somehow, my entire family woke up 3 hours late, and my geniusface maid woke up normally at 6, but she woke nobody up cos she thought i had no school. But she had taken out my uniform and my bottle for school like normal school days. But she just didnt think i had school. Fascinating. Intruiges me to wonder what she'd do if she thought i had school. Pfft. So when i woke up, i realised it was like, 9 o'clock, so i thought heck. I'll stay home today. So i did. And ive just been singing since then, just me, Albert, Alfred and Carlos. That's my piano, ipod and guitar respectively. Yes i actually named them. Dad's coming back from Bali tomorrow, he's cycling from there to Singapore, i think i forgot to mention that he left a week ago. Well, now you know, he left a week ago. You know, i never get what women want, you want us to make the first move, you dont want us to make the first move, you give us signs that we are completely oblivious to, what what what do you people want from me! Gah. You people need to relax a little, why dont you sing with me? Go head. Sing, dont worry, be happy. Lalalala. There, dont you feel better? Pfft. Why do i bother. Im gonna do absolutely nothing now, cos, i have absolutely nothing to do. Faaantastic. Ao Thursday, May 15, 2008, 1:30 PM Every litle thing's gonna be alright cwl: i did, i see nothing. Alright i'll remove em. :D Liz: Booyee. Whats 5+5? kat: haha let's hope it also brings out the A1 in them. :D Deliesh (Its spelt Dilesh, you dick.) : pfft get a life chee. Ra-el: yea some dayyyy. whooooo. Randall: haha yea wow, shocking. feli: i dont wanna be so stressed! Gotta chilllll okayyy! I'll gaurantee you an A1, or an A9. =) Shafi: haha no Shafiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii why would i insult you, people like you and i suffer from physical abnormalities, i wouldnt wanna insult my own people. :D this friday. Run. Im gonna loose weight. :D Munky: hahaha wow, thats interesting. Your teacher's sadistic. :p Derek: haha thanks! :D Hope i get good marks for it. Audre: mm sure! Sounds good. :D Which day did you have in mind? Lynn: Fascinating. Justin: haha yea! Technology can be annoying huh. Did you get the memory back though? I just realised that i havent had school since monday, and i didnt wanna go to school today cos we have 6 periods of chinese. No way in hell am i sitting through 6 periods of chinese. i can hardly stand 2. Just a couple more days of relaxing then im off to mug. I promise. yesterday, caught what happens in vegas with shafi and the rest of the crew, sposed to go with Randall( since we were celebrating his birthday) but we ended up watching different movies. Oops, sorry Randall. Before i forget, happy birthday randall oh dear dear cousin. Have a happy 14th. And if you think life is all fun and games now, hehehehe. Wait till you get 16. Well, what happens in vegas is pretty good, i like the chemistry between ashton and cameron, and the storyline's pretty average, but i dunno, i liked it. Did you realise that every single sappy romantic movie is taking place in new york city? Think about it, 27 dresses, ps i love you, no reservations, made of honour, what happens in vegas, definitley maybe. Wow, nyc's the city of romance. I saw the jackie chan olympic ad before the movie started again for the 1947th time. Everything jackie chan does just always has to end up with him jumping around cities, landing in married couple's cars and by some insane stroke of luck being thrown into the airport, landing in an unkown box and somehow, popping up in a crowd with yao ming. Pfft. Who thinks of all these adds? Why dont they put him in Singapore? He can start off from the esplanade, jump onto a boat in the singapore river, and somehow hop is way to the top of the merlion, get hit by a car and flung to the top of the singapore flyer, slide down the flyer into a fedex delivery truck which is oh so coincidentally heading for where? Beijing! And he pops up in beijing with his visa master card and yao ming is standing over him going "what the eff" and the cameras all going. "oh ooh oooo wow oh oh wowww". Tsk. Give it 3 months and im sure you'll be seeing that on the tv. Cant they just put him on a chair and make him say "Hi, im jackie." Wont that be more realistic. Rather than having an ageing hong kong kung fu star on crack. Dont get me wrong though, im all for Jackie, i think hes an awesome kung fu dude. Ah anyway, yesterday at subway, where i had breakfast with kenny, we saw a woman fit to be kenny's wife. I swear she's an oompa loompa on steroids. I wouldve gotten a picture of her, but i was afraid she might hop over and rip my head off. I wont be surprised if she has the physical capacity to lift up a car and fling it to Russia. We had carl's junior for lunch yesterday. Yes i know i just had carl's jr on monday, but ah, sue me. Shafi can be on them carl's jr ads. He can hide his face behind the burger man. Shafi hates it when people call him cute, but isnt he cute? :D Vader and i had an interesting analogy of studies the other day. This conversation happened tuesday night. Vader heavy breathing (as always) : You see, maths is not like humanities, humanities, you just eat everything and regurgitate it back, you vomit out all the facts back at the teacher. Me: So theyre actually getting all my vomit. Vader: yes think of it that way, but maths, you cant just regurgitate, you have to digest it and understand it and let it come out- Me: as shit! Vader: yes as shit. Me: so for maths, theyre getting all my shit. vader: If that will get you your A1 then yes, think of it as theyre eating your shit. Me: Sweet. Fascinating. And it actually makes sense. Doesnt it? Well, im off to watch more sappy romantic movies. Seeyuh round. Ao Its better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 12:07 AM Tsk. Tsk. He just had to do it. He just had to. Sigh, Joel chee. Joel, when you spam my blog, please, use just <--> this much of your already non existing brain to tag alright? First of all, the name is spelt Dilesh. Not Deliesh. Secondly. My name is spelt Andrew, not Andre. Get your brain right before you try to spam my blog ok? And dont try to challenge me assface, you gonna regret doing anything near that. Bloody spas. Ao Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 10:05 PM If i ever leave this world alive Alright, ive been coughing for 3 weeks now and i think i have TB or something. My computer is being one hell of a bitch a lagging every 3 seconds, so when i type something out, it only appears 35 seconds later. Isnt that just fantastic. Yesterday, went out with Ling and company to go watch iron man at marina. Again. It wasnt that great the second time round, but it was still great. This time i stayed all the way till the end of the credits for that sneaky little hidden clip. I doubt anyone else bothered cos we were the only ones who bothered to stayed, we looked like idiots. We lunched at carl's jr, then walked all over the place doing absolutely nothing, we stopped by starbucks and i got my mocha frapp. Yummy as always. We passed by some chocolate place, and i saw santa claus. Made out of chocolate. Now thats just racist! A black santa claus? Santa must have really bad frost bite. And like, ts May, christmas was a couple months back. pfft. Anyway, Igs is a real genius, as you all know, his IQ reaches up to amazing levels of 8 and below. You know how cinemas dont allow outside drinks, especially GV (idiots) , so the smart ones decided to hide their drinks inside their bag. But wonderful Igs decided to wrap it in toilet paper. So he brought his carl's jr drink into the toilet. And came out with it looking like this. Oh yes. That totally covers up the entire drink and does not reveal anything at all. Well done igs, well done. After all that, we decided to leave marina and go to the roof of the esplanade, why? I have no idea. I have another genius friend doug. His IQ reaches up to amazing heights of 9 and below. yesterday, on the roof of the esplanade, he had the genius plan of climbing up to the roof of the esplanade, no not the roof, but the roof roof, the actual round things. And he actually did. You can see the tiny little spec of him somewhere in the middle. Spectacular. Go head doug, climb the esplanade. He speciall climbed in a way that the camera on the roof wouldnt spot him. But we didnt tell him that there was another camera on the roof roof. Anyway, we went to macs to chill and play cards. Then headed home. The bus took super long yesterday, think the driver was smokin pot or something. Today, i had a chinese oral exam in the morning for the mid years. I didnt know about it until yesterday when ling told me. So, as expected, i think im gonna fail, really really badly. Which is quite funny actually. My examiner was some odd looking china man who's name i cant remember. I swear his eyeballs are so small they can squeeze through walls. And his specs, theyre not resting on his ears, theyre so tight theyre actually squeezed and stuck onto the side of his head. Plus, his specs are 3 sizes too small for him. And after every wrong word i said he kept saying "HAO." Like, really loudly. So i couldnt help but start laughing halfway, partly cos it was hilarious how i was reading so many words wrongly and Squinty over here kept saying that i was reading perfectly, and partly cos Jon was laughing too. I'll bet he was the Eight dwarf of the seven dwarves named Squinty who migrated to china when snow white decided he was too useless to do anything but say "HAO." Pfft. Hi ho. So yes, pretty much screwed that. After that, headed to bugis with class company and ling. Walked around and pretty much did nothing interesting. I bought another irish looking leather braclet. And 2 new iron on patches for my bag. It now looks like this. While we were on bugis street, there was this little corner of the street that had a sale on women's underwear for $1 per piece. We all walked passed it without a thought or care in the world. But. I have another genius friend. His name is Chin Weng Loong, and he thought it was a really good deal, so we watched in complete bewilderment and amazement, as our friend ,whom we thought was perfectly mentally stable, walk up to the little corner of the street, pick out a piece of lady's underwear, and buy it from the counter. I shit you not. We couldnt stop laughing. And neither could people around us. He was literally the only guy in that area. We took off our badges and hid our school uniforms with our bags and pretended we didnt know him. Look, here's geniusface posing with his prized possesion. Then geniusface made me tie it onto his bag as some really large keychain. Pfft. cwl, i know a good doctor who can help. Sigh. Then walked over to sim lim to bugger round doing nothing,then headed home shortly after that. Ok, last night, while i was listening to music and calmly relaxing. Bala and chiam pulled me into a conversation, with, the one, the only, the most interesting and queer forms of living species in existance here on earth, Joel Chee. And, well, Sigh. He's the one in red. Joel. is chiam. Joel. says: just now Joel. says: after soccer (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: soccer ar? (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says :kana low-bang (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : already (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : cannot (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : have sex (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : 4 6 weeks What the hell is low-bang?? I seriously doubt any intelligent form of life in this world would dare banging joel chee, high or low. And what?? Cannot have sex? pfft. Trust me Joel, even if you didnt get low-banged, chances of you having sex, or even date for that matter, with a girl without her commiting suicide is really, really slim. So, wait, Joel chee got low-banged for 46 weeks? Im confuzzled. Just when you thought things couldnt get stranger. Oh hoho. Just you wait. Joel. says :how you met stacy (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says :me? ao says: stacy? (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: oh u mean the ghost? Joel. says: yaya (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : in the cemetary? ao says: you met a girl named stacy (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: yep ao says: in the cemetary. Amraesh says: no its his ex (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: hu is dead ao says: terrific. ao says: how is she (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: DIE LIAO ARR ao says: i can imagine (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: then @ the bloody funeral (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: her (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: cousin (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: look better than her (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: then (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: of course ao says: ooh stacy's got a cousin (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: AHEM! ao says: fantastic. ao says: cough. (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: master swee (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: lives in the caribbean archipelago (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: having fun in the sun ao says:fantastic What the bloody hell was that?? I mean, i dont even know where to begin, i mean like, HUH?? Something bout a ghost girl named stacy who has a hotter cousin and something bout some guy named master swee who lives in the carribbean who has fun in the sun? Wha- HUH?? Pfft. And he says this dead girl is his ex. Remember that bit i said about no girl being able to have sex with or date him without commiting suicide? Ladies and gentlemen, if you have seen anything stranger than that, ever, in your entire existance on this sad, sad planet, please, inform me on it and i will stare at disbelief at how something could possible be stranger than that conversation i had with ousted alien, Joel chee. Sigh. And some idiot is called my house twice a couple minutes ago. Tsk. Its 1130 at night, and you just woke up my sleeping mother who isnt feeling too well. Inconsiderate bastard. Man invented the handphone for a reason you know? This world. Is just filled. With dickweeds. Alright im gonna get outta here before i pop a blood vessel. Seeyuh. Ao Sunday, May 11, 2008, 11:42 PM Are the stars out tonight, i dont know if its cloudy or bright, cos i only have eyes for you So i went on the flyer yesterday to celebrate my gran's birthday and mother's day, and i gotta admit, its actually not all that great. The area around the flyer's still under construction so you dont get that fantastic a view, the F1 racing track's still being built, so is the IR, and the floating stage seems to be in constant renovation. So i dont quite recommend you go on it just yet, perhaps in a couple years time? The view will be spectacular then. But all in all, it was pretty worth it, except the fact that you had to share the capsule with other people, there aint much privacy. But the people i shared it with, gosh, they were some weird jabroni people. I swear theyre like the Adams family. These 2 kids kept running around the capsule playing catch. Pfft i woulda kicked them off the capsule in mid air if i could. And their father was taking pictures of this. Tsk. Oh yes, what an amazingly beautiful view. And the mother (or brother, i really couldnt tell the difference) was sitting in the corner of the capsule emo-ing. Why do i run into all these people?? Anyway, yea it was pretty alright. Here's what you'll see. Me and Nik. Uncle Vince's shiny new I-phone he bought from NYC! Then we all headed down to some restaurant to have dinner, service was crap, we ordered 4 bowls of rice 4 times and it only came the last time, in the end they charged us for ordering 16 bowls of rice. I ordered 5 cans of coke for everyone but only 2 came. And the restaurant owner looks like she bathed in make up. I wonder how she breathes. You know, everytime i go to those chinese restaurants, they always have them fished kept in a tank, and theyre no small fish, theyre huge ass fishes (prolly on steroids) and all squeezed in one small ass tank. I feel for them man. Can you imagine? Spending the rest of your life kept in a tank with 7-8 other dipshits trapped with you where the most exciting thing you can do is to swim forward and backward, perhaps slamming your head against the glass of the tank and smile at how you're able to make a sound from it. Pfft. If i were them fishes id try to drown myself. Which is especially entertaining and difficult cos fish kinda live in water. But oh well, they have their whole lives to try. Look at how happy they look. Oh yes. Happy fish. Today was mother's day, i planned on getting mom something the other day when i was with lynn, but i realised that i dont know my mom's shoe size, or shirt size, or pants size. And i got her a bag the other time for her birthday, so getting her a bag again would be kinda suckish. So i just drew a her a really nice card. Its not much, but its something. I cancelled tuition with vader today cos i wanted a break. Mom even helped me lie and say that i was going for a blood test in the hospital. yay mom. Went to uncle dave's new awesome home in thompson. It is magnificent. Its so super modern with the japanese zen garden and spiffy marble tiles. Most of the walls are glass which have lights inside em, and the garden practically reaches into the house, he even got a soundproof studio. Complete with drum set, bass, electric and acoustic guitar and cello. Dammit uncle Dave. And his toilets are huge ass. 50 people can ballroom dance in the toilet and still have space for a grand piano and the great wall of china. Best thing is, its right next to macRitchie resevoir so he gets all the fresh catchment air. But, he also gets monkeys waltzing into his home and sitting on his sofas. In fact when he first saw the house, he saw 2 monkeys getting it on on his roof top. Greaaat. First thing you see when you go onto your roof is 2 horny monkeys having fun. But theyre pretty scary, they actually pick up things and fling em at you. bad monkeys. Ah. I bought a couple of irish beads wrist band thingy. Like the ones gerard butler wore in ps i love you. Dont ask me why i got em, i just felt, irish. Pfft. Who am i kidding. Anyway, ive got things to do. I'll be seeing you. Ao Friday, May 9, 2008, 9:51 PM When you put your arms around me, i get a fever that i just cant bear. Cwl: Mm alright set. :D Who's coming? Ask Azri and Kinshen! Ra-el: haha what haters? Yeaa motorola's pretty awesome too, i used to have a motorola. haha ra-el, <<< there we go. I spelt it right now. :) Munky: haha yea i shoulda done that huh! aha she has this illusion that she's fat! :p yeaa she looks creeppyyyy haha Shafi: haha during the june holls k! We'll go chill at SC. :Dhaha yea that means you're a trendsetter! Good on you. :D Randall: haha yea cousin. Thank yee. Kat: haha but its really yummy! :D its alright to binge every once in a while. Liz: haha you really didnt! I was just asking a bold question to see if it was the right one and you needed to complain about it to someone. Cos see, i care. Andrew Cares. :) Leroy: haha yea screwww nokia! haha Audre: haha aw man, i missed it too! :D Alright, its over. The exams are over. No more stress, no more studying, no more headaches. At least for 3 days. After that, stupid O levels crapota's gonna come sweeping me back up into the world of pain, sleepless nights and headaches. Greaat. Chem was easy today, i think i might get an A2. (see Feli? I can do it! :D) But A maths, was just, screwed. Like, really, i'll be lucky if i get 4 marks out of 80. Tsk. Idiots set the paper so hard. Gah. Forget it, whats done is done. I can only wait for the hammer to fall. So after the papers today, didnt join pereira and all for LAN cos didnt think there was time, grabbed a quick brunch with ling in the canteen then they headed off to watch iron man. So i cabbed back and quickly showered and changed, then bused down to town to meet Lynn. She had to suffer in the hot sun for prayers and such cos of her granny, poor thing. Met her in far east and we walked around looking for stuff, i didnt buy anything as usual and she went to all the same shops she normally does. The shopkeepers now actually smile and recognise us. Whoopee. Felt kinda hungry so we grabbed some stuff from the british take away place. Sat down to eat for a while, then we walked to wisma for more shopping, she got her mom a mother's day gift from topshop, i planned on getting one too but i couldnt find anything that mom would like, so i decided to get her something some other time. Not much time left though. Then we just walked round and round all over the place, singing, talking rubbish and me doing a rather convincing malay accent, or so she tells me, for her cheap amusement. Oh yes, brudder. We spent some time trying to figure out who that sex and the city actress was, cracked our brains but we just couldnt find out who was it. Gah. Then we grabbed some coffee from starbucks, my javachip frapp and her mocha frapp. Oh yum. Then we went to cine to check out stuff there. She bought a hand and a hair band. She got high and started talking to random shop owners. One of them was this bald tattoo man. Lynn: Hey you look familiar! Were you on TV before! Mesilently: oh my God. Bald tattoo man: (gives that what the faaj look) Bald tattoo man: uhhh no? Lynn: oh hee hee Me: Oh my God. She says he said yes. But i heard no! Ah then, we sang more. Went crazy. Then headed home. Hoped onto the bus and headed to parkway cos i didnt wanna go home yet. I needed to celebrate the end of the exams a lil bit more. So at parkway, i headed to borders, finally used the gift card cumara gave me for my birthday, bought a couple magazines. Then went to starbucks for some more coffee. I think ive had a caffine overload today. I had a cinnamon frapp in the morning, a javachip frapp in the afternoon, and i bought an Americano blend in the night. Major caffine overload. In fact, i got so much caffine pumped into my bloodstream, i was inspired to take pictures with the coffee. Oh yes, i think ive lost it. Im taking pictures of coffee for crying out loud. Pfft. Anyway, here are some proper pics. I look constipated and she looks blind. greaaat. Arent we such perfectly normal people not in need of medical attention? Janet Ong came up to me after the exam today and told me my english compo was so good and it made her cry. Yesss! Well, i wanted to inflict some sort of emotion in people when they read that compo, but not till the extent where people start crying. And she circulated my story to the whole english department. Fantastic. I better get an A for that. :) I didnt have dinner even till now, and im not feeling so hungry. Wow. Did i just say im not feeling so hungry? Wow. Too much coffee. Wayy too much coffee. gah, all for the weight loss. Alright ive got some coffee to love, seeyuh. Ao Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 4:38 PM Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll Ok so, never before have i been so happy. I went to the nokia shop yesterday to go collect my phone. And unfortunately, our wonderful idiot friend was still at the counter. I swear her smile dropped when i saw her. Me: Sigh. Well hello again. Idiot woman: good evening sir how may i help you? Me: You called me like, earlier on to say my phone's finished in the repair? Idiot Woman: oh yes, Andrew mark is it? Me: Yes. (i reaallly had the urge to tell her my name was bruce springsteen.) Idiot Woman: One moment. (she comes out with my phone) Idiot Woman: Ok sir here you go. Me: ahh so the memory's all gone? Idiot Woman: Im afraid so, they had to update the system. (she explains to me the procedure they took) Me: So all they did was replace the charger socket? Idiot woman: Yes. Me: So the problem with my phone is a technical issue right? Idiot woman: yes. (still smiling like an idiot by the way) Me: So, whats the need to update the system and wipe out the memory? Idiot woman: Oh yes, ok sir let me go check. Me(in my head) : Tsk. Maggot. And so she comes out a few minutes later. Smiling her widest this time, and she tells me that they didnt wipe out my memory. And everything's still kept inside the phone. pfft. So much for "im afraid so sir". Moronic maggot. So yea, like a thousand happy cereal boxes filled with free pointless toys and suger coated deep fried unhealthy pieces of trash, i walked out of the nokia shop smiling the same idiot smile that the idiot woman gave me. Sheesh nokia brainwashed me. Yesterday morning, on my way to school, i took out my ipod like i normally do, but when i turned it on, the battery was completely flat. Which is odd because only the night before i charged it completely. And when i checked inside, there were no songs, no pics, and no videos. Now, this is at a point where i was already devastated and traumatised at the loss of my phone memory, so this just made my day even more oh so fantastic. So the entire day, i had no music. On the bus ride home, i had no music. While walking from the bus stop to my house, i had no music. While i was living my life for that one day, i had no music. It was the most torturous and boring day of my life and i realise now how much i cant live without music. And the fact that my phone was in the repair meant that i couldnt listen to songs from my phone. Faaaantastic. But its fixed now, i reset the ipod and re-uploaded all the songs last night. So yesterday night was a really happy night for me. Not to mention mom came back with my starbucks coffee. Yay mom! :D Recently, i dunno why, but all of my juniors just started making a blog, it started with shafi, then randall, then ra-el, then God knows how many more people have already started a blog! Pfft. I know im randomly switching subjects like crazy, but thats cos exams have bogged down my life and made it as interesting as my grandma's. Just one more day of exams tomorrow and im free. I'll still have tuition though, vader wont let me have a break. Tsk. Greaaat. Im gonna cook my dinner now, seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao p.s. Liz you owe me biggggggg time. :D But cheer up and dont be sad. Every little thing's gonna be alright. Sunday, May 4, 2008, 9:44 PM It's love's illusions i recall, i really dont know love at all. Tsk. Ok so i sent my phone to the repair shop today, completely at random cos i figured id never get it done otherwise. I had so many doubts about it cos i knew something would go wrong. Cos everytime i repair my phone, it tends to loose all it's info and like, dies. So i really didnt want to this time cos i had alot of inportant information to loose. But i thought hey i can save all my info into my memory card. So i did do that, all my messages, contacts and what not. So i went down to the nokia repair shop to get it done. I took out my memory card and sim card and what not, and passed the phone over to them, my heart broke when my phone left my hands. Sigh. Then i went home, mom lent me her old phone. I thought the memory card was the same,cos theyre both micro sds, but noooo, my micro sd is a nokia one, and my mom's old phone is a samsung. Tsk. What is up with all this branded crap? Everything is so limited and un-flexible, i cant even put a micro sd memory card into a micro sd memory card slot cos my micro sd memory card is a nokia micro sd memory slot? What the faaj? So at that moment, i realised that every single piece of my saved information was in my memory slot, so i already got really pissed off at nokia and myself for being such an idiot. But I remembered my amazing luck. So i thought id better go check wether my info was still in my memory card, so i put the nokia micro sd memory card into my dad's phone, (cos my dad phone is a nokia) and hey hey, guess what. All my information was not inside the memory card. My contacts, or my pictures. Nothing was inside. So i figured somehow, by my amazing luck, none of my contacts or messages got saved into my memory card. Or my sim card. I wanted to scream out loud and burn down the world. I immediately and literally ran out of my house and went back to the nokia shop to try and salvage my phone. I was already so so frustrated over my phone. And when i went back to the nokia shop, i just had to be attended by an idiot. Me:Hi i came here earlier on to get my phone fixed- Idiot:(smiling) Your name is? Me: Andrew i came ear- Idiot: (smiling)Andrew mark is it? Me: Yes, see the thing is i- Idiot: (smiling)oh ok your phone has already been sent for repair. Me: Yes i know that. What im trying to say is, all my info is still in the phone and didnt get saved into my memory card or my sim card, i was wondering if i could get it back for awhile to store my info? Idiot: (still smiling)One moment sir, please have a seat. Me: I'll stand. I waited for 15 minutes. After that, this smiling idiot came back out. Idiot: (smiling more than ever) Im sorry sir, im afraid your phone has been sent for repair and the system has been updated, all of your data has been lost. (she smiled again) Me: oh. Was it really necessary to update it? Its more of a technical fault there. Idiot: (smiling again) Im afraid so sir. Me: in my head wipe that smile off your face or i'll stab you. Idiot: (smiles wider) Tsk. Ok ive heard of good service comes with a smile, but thats just freaking annoying! I had that dont-talk-to-me-i'll-stab-you look on my face, and this nokia dickweed still looked me in the eye and threw stupid smiley faces at me. I mean cmon how can you smile when you're telling someone that every single piece of data that they have is gone? And there was this really short fart who kept staring at me as if i was king kong. I think he's from some province in China and he finally saved up enough money to buy a handphone. He was wearing a brown vest and he looked like frodo freaking baggins. Tsk. Idiots. So people, please mesage me or something if you have my number, not now though, in like, 2 days time, cos all my contacts are gone. Gah. What amazing luck i have no? pfft anyway, im gonna be off now. Physics and emaths tomorrow. God save us all. Seeyuh. Ao Saturday, May 3, 2008, 9:56 PM All i wanna do is a find a way back into love Kinshen: haha sarpinos eh. Cool i'll go check em out! Thanksss :D Amraesh: hahaha yea man, back in black is just awesome. Derek: haha yea she does. Sigh. Pizza hut's incredible service. Liz: haha you make me one! I can always make one you know. :D aw yea i love you too. :p Munky: haha yea! And set up a pizza company called Andrew's Pizza! :D haha Cleyton is one screwed up mofo. haha why thank you. :D Audre: haha good luck for your results! hahaha thankssss! :D you actually bothered to give me the link. aha. Shafster: Al frono's eh, coool. Sounds italiany. and haha im not that free mate. :D well good to see that you're coping well. :D Debbie: haha yeaaa! Boo Pizza hut! Boo! Ra-El: aha yea i knwo! Shafi told me. Its awesome innit! woohoo! :D . . . Liz came over today to study. And we did study! For most parts. We talked, listened to great music, studied, ate, laughed, laughed some more, and lalala. The usual retardom i get with Liz. There were so many times when he incredible IQ shined through, but i forgot all of them cos there just were too many. Liz brought me these milk flavouring straws which are really yummy. And this voddo doll key chain thats supposed to be a matedor. I named him Mutu! Mutu the Matedor. =) We got hungry so we went down to 7/11 to get some B&Js and a pound cake. Liz's not so brilliant idea of mixing the ice cream with the pound cake was actually pretty yummy. Look at it. Doesnt that look so awesome? Liz weighed herself today with my magic weighing scale. I think she lost weight, dont you? So then came dinner time, and Liz wanted to help me cook. I gave her the simplest thing to do. Stir the boiling linguine. Thats the kinda stuff they make the mental hospital patients do. And she did a fantastic job. So yea, i made Linguine in tomato sauce with tomato puree to flavour it more. Yumm. Then halfway through my perfectly fine linguine Liz had the amazing idea of mixing the soup with the linguine. Sigh. My beautiful Pasta. Mixed with garlic potato cream soup. But it tasted nice didnt it Liz? Oh yes she looks happy to me. This was my only reaction. It tasted like crap. I mean, it tasted wonderful. Well done Lizzay. From a perfectly delicious dish. Here is, Liz's version of my Linguine. Oh yea, looks great. She looks drugged. Then we took pictures. Alot of pictures. This photo, courtesy of my photography skills, looks really really cool, it looks like Liz is a vamp or something. Here's Mutu. Looking like a prostitute with them boobs showing. And Liz finds this really cool. And just, more camwhoring. Liz and Mutu. rawwr And look, Liz's vamp fangs. Finally, me and mutu. We took many more, but i think photobucket's tired of uploading. Ah, had fun today. I actually managed to study. Wow. Thanks for the milk flavouring straws, and for Mutu. Oh and by the way Liz, you left your stack of Bio notes on my table, along with your foolscap. Sigh. Intelligence. My phone batt died in the morning, so i gotta wait for dad to come home so i can switch batts. I feel so empty without my phone. Gah. Anyway, i better get back to studying. Here i go world. Seeyuh. Ao ps I lost 5 bucks to Liz in a bet that she wouldnt finish my food. but she was really sweet and she finished all of it, and said it was pretty good. But i still lost 5 bucks to her. Sigh. p.p.s. Just for the record liz, no you didnt put on weight, and im not just sweet talking. Honestly. You look perfectly fine. :D		the machiavellian ist Vanity isn't a sin, a little narcissm wouldn't hurt. The World would be a much lesser place without corndogs and pizzas. Facebook Andrew. Music. Food. People. 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