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Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 10:05 PM
If i ever leave this world alive
My computer is being one hell of a bitch a lagging every 3 seconds, so when i type something out, it only appears 35 seconds later. Isnt that just fantastic. Yesterday, went out with Ling and company to go watch iron man at marina. Again. It wasnt that great the second time round, but it was still great. This time i stayed all the way till the end of the credits for that sneaky little hidden clip. I doubt anyone else bothered cos we were the only ones who bothered to stayed, we looked like idiots. We lunched at carl's jr, then walked all over the place doing absolutely nothing, we stopped by starbucks and i got my mocha frapp. Yummy as always. We passed by some chocolate place, and i saw santa claus. Made out of chocolate. ![]() Now thats just racist! A black santa claus? Santa must have really bad frost bite. And like, ts May, christmas was a couple months back. pfft. Anyway, Igs is a real genius, as you all know, his IQ reaches up to amazing levels of 8 and below. You know how cinemas dont allow outside drinks, especially GV (idiots) , so the smart ones decided to hide their drinks inside their bag. But wonderful Igs decided to wrap it in toilet paper. So he brought his carl's jr drink into the toilet. And came out with it looking like this. ![]() Oh yes. That totally covers up the entire drink and does not reveal anything at all. Well done igs, well done. After all that, we decided to leave marina and go to the roof of the esplanade, why? I have no idea. ![]() ![]() I have another genius friend doug. His IQ reaches up to amazing heights of 9 and below. yesterday, on the roof of the esplanade, he had the genius plan of climbing up to the roof of the esplanade, no not the roof, but the roof roof, the actual round things. And he actually did. ![]() You can see the tiny little spec of him somewhere in the middle. Spectacular. Go head doug, climb the esplanade. He speciall climbed in a way that the camera on the roof wouldnt spot him. But we didnt tell him that there was another camera on the roof roof. Anyway, we went to macs to chill and play cards. Then headed home. The bus took super long yesterday, think the driver was smokin pot or something. Today, i had a chinese oral exam in the morning for the mid years. I didnt know about it until yesterday when ling told me. So, as expected, i think im gonna fail, really really badly. Which is quite funny actually. My examiner was some odd looking china man who's name i cant remember. I swear his eyeballs are so small they can squeeze through walls. And his specs, theyre not resting on his ears, theyre so tight theyre actually squeezed and stuck onto the side of his head. Plus, his specs are 3 sizes too small for him. And after every wrong word i said he kept saying "HAO." Like, really loudly. So i couldnt help but start laughing halfway, partly cos it was hilarious how i was reading so many words wrongly and Squinty over here kept saying that i was reading perfectly, and partly cos Jon was laughing too. I'll bet he was the Eight dwarf of the seven dwarves named Squinty who migrated to china when snow white decided he was too useless to do anything but say "HAO." Pfft. Hi ho. So yes, pretty much screwed that. After that, headed to bugis with class company and ling. Walked around and pretty much did nothing interesting. I bought another irish looking leather braclet. And 2 new iron on patches for my bag. It now looks like this. ![]() While we were on bugis street, there was this little corner of the street that had a sale on women's underwear for $1 per piece. We all walked passed it without a thought or care in the world. But. I have another genius friend. His name is Chin Weng Loong, and he thought it was a really good deal, so we watched in complete bewilderment and amazement, as our friend ,whom we thought was perfectly mentally stable, walk up to the little corner of the street, pick out a piece of lady's underwear, and buy it from the counter. I shit you not. We couldnt stop laughing. And neither could people around us. He was literally the only guy in that area. We took off our badges and hid our school uniforms with our bags and pretended we didnt know him. ![]() Look, here's geniusface posing with his prized possesion. Then geniusface made me tie it onto his bag as some really large keychain. ![]() Pfft. cwl, i know a good doctor who can help. Sigh. Then walked over to sim lim to bugger round doing nothing,then headed home shortly after that. Ok, last night, while i was listening to music and calmly relaxing. Bala and chiam pulled me into a conversation, with, the one, the only, the most interesting and queer forms of living species in existance here on earth, Joel Chee. And, well, Sigh. He's the one in red. Joel. is chiam. Joel. says: just now Joel. says: after soccer (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: soccer ar? (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says :kana low-bang (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : already (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : cannot (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : have sex (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : 4 6 weeks What the hell is low-bang?? I seriously doubt any intelligent form of life in this world would dare banging joel chee, high or low. And what?? Cannot have sex? pfft. Trust me Joel, even if you didnt get low-banged, chances of you having sex, or even date for that matter, with a girl without her commiting suicide is really, really slim. So, wait, Joel chee got low-banged for 46 weeks? Im confuzzled. Just when you thought things couldnt get stranger. Oh hoho. Just you wait. Joel. says :how you met stacy (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says :me? ao says: stacy? (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: oh u mean the ghost? Joel. says: yaya (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says : in the cemetary? ao says: you met a girl named stacy (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: yep ao says: in the cemetary. Amraesh says: no its his ex (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: hu is dead ao says: terrific. ao says: how is she (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: DIE LIAO ARR ao says: i can imagine (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: then @ the bloody funeral (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: her (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: cousin (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: look better than her (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: then (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: of course ao says: ooh stacy's got a cousin (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: AHEM! ao says: fantastic. ao says: cough. (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................ (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: master swee (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: lives in the caribbean archipelago (JI)....PRIEMERSHIP CROWN IS OURS....THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WILL SOON BE IN OUR HANDS....GO MAN UTD!!!! GO MAN GO!!! says: having fun in the sun ao says:fantastic What the bloody hell was that?? I mean, i dont even know where to begin, i mean like, HUH?? Something bout a ghost girl named stacy who has a hotter cousin and something bout some guy named master swee who lives in the carribbean who has fun in the sun? Wha- HUH?? Pfft. And he says this dead girl is his ex. Remember that bit i said about no girl being able to have sex with or date him without commiting suicide? Ladies and gentlemen, if you have seen anything stranger than that, ever, in your entire existance on this sad, sad planet, please, inform me on it and i will stare at disbelief at how something could possible be stranger than that conversation i had with ousted alien, Joel chee. Sigh. And some idiot is called my house twice a couple minutes ago. Tsk. Its 1130 at night, and you just woke up my sleeping mother who isnt feeling too well. Inconsiderate bastard. Man invented the handphone for a reason you know? This world. Is just filled. With dickweeds. Alright im gonna get outta here before i pop a blood vessel. Seeyuh. Ao |
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