Where The Light Is

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fences

this is the deep and dying breath

give my gun away when it's loaded

the wrong kind of place to be thinking of you

because this road is all you'll ever have

plugin&play If you read, you will judge. the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
My Dear we're slow dancing in a burning room	Friday, August 29, 2008, 8:32 PM And im saving all my loving for you Its finally over, even for awhile, ive got to say im relieved. Though its only such a small fragment in the shells of hell to come, at least a bit of it's over. Now, i can only await the results and hope i dont die. At least the school put in effort, however futile, to try and treat us better by bringing the whole school for a movie today. We had to pay for it of course. We watched that jack neo film, money no enough 2, it was alright, a bit draggy here and there, but it had a good message i think the everyday Singaporean would understand. A bit of a tear jerker. Zt kept insisting that i was crying but i swear i wasn't. I was sneezing. And i dont know how he didnt hear me albeit he was sitting right next to me. So anyway, we had a surprise waiting for us at the end of the show. So there we were, restless bunches of testosterone pumped boys in a brim filled theatre, shivering from the lack of air con control and desperate to get some fresh air, when Jack Neo himself shows up to give us a talk. You have no idea how much peter tan was kissing his ass. What with his statements like Jack Neo was a model singaporean who we should all look up to and become like, you'd think he was trying to make a cut into his next film. I mean yea jack's a cool guy who we all love and know to be that red haired air con guy who can barely pronounce a word of english, but i mean, what up with the overload of compliments? Even jack looked uneasy on stage. And then he went on to open the floor to questions, something one should never do to a bunch of barker boys. Allow us an opportunity for stupidity and you shall get stupidity. We, however, kept our stupidity at a low due to warnings not to make silly comments or ask silly questions by peter tan before jack arrived. Zt pereira and me wanted to ask for the name of the hot girl who played some girl in the show, but as you can see, we had no way of describing her except that she was good looking, and you can't possibly trust jack's sense of taste in this context can you? So other questions were asked instead, like, "Why are you in an air con commercial?" and " Why do you only make chinese films?" I shit you not. Nonetheless, jack tried his best to keep his sanity and not throw bricks at anyone. Well done jack. Left the theatre soon after jack was done with us, called Jiyin as we tried to find each other amongst the thousand of barker boys surrounding the lido. Eventually found her and we headed off to the esplanade. Sorry to my class who's soccer game i had to ditch, this time i guess its hoes before bros. I'll make it up to you guys i swear. =) But anyway, not that Jiyin's a hoe, oh no, she's a perfectly decent girl. Changed out of my school uniform and thought for awhile on where to have lunch, finally settled on ichiban boshi, which was really, really good. Talked, laughed, spasticised everything around us, filled up feedback forms leaving our names as Yoko Ono and Superman, told stories about a pink dimpled condom which i shan't expound further on for obvious reasons and sang songs at literally everything around us. People stared, but its ok, we're special people. Headed to the rooftop where we were approached by this korean lady asking us about the baybeats music festival, it started drizzling, so we left and headed for starbucks. We noticed the coffee connoisseur while on the way to starbucks and decided to betray starbucks for once. Sat there drinking coffee and drawing in each other's diaries. I drew on hers. And she drew on mine. Talked and talked lalala, then headed off to marina square. Walked around rather productively i must say, she bought a lot of stuff ranging from sailer printed handbags to golden hairbands. And i, finally managed to find a fedora that fit without much hassle or making my head look like a potato stuffed pouch. Our wallets were bombed real good by the end of the day, and were about to me bombed more when we took cabs back from the marina mandarin. Hugged goodbye and we left in cabs, stupid cab charged me so much. I dunno if its sposed to be so expensive, the surcharge was about 4 bucks when the cab started. Tsk. Blood sucking no good road navigators. Caught Wall-e with cumara and au yesterday, i personally found it quite boring although the graphics was good, and it had a good message. But for the most part of the film involving mainly 2 robots, wall-e and eve, all they said to each other was "Wall-e" and "Evaaaa" (yes, wall-e pronounced eve as eva) so basically, you'll be watching wall-e and eve talk about wall-e and eve. Plus, its a rated G movie. The only other movies that i know exist as a G movie are the Lion king and finding nemo. Tsk. So you can't really expect much from this can you? Well, if you want to watch a film about a cute horny retardbot going "Evaaaaa" every 3 consecutive seconds, i suggest you give this one a miss. Im extremely exhausted and i need to rest for the rest of the night. Ive got a good book to finish and a guitar to re-string. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao "I don't want you falling in love alright? You're too young." "You're never too young to fall in love, Dad, you had your first girl when you were only 13!" "That was different, that wasn't love." "So you know what love is now?" "Hey, you will show me some respect in my house understand me? I don't want you seeing her anymore. You need to focus on your studies, not on some air headed girl like her- "Shut the hell up asshole, you know nothing about her got it? She's the most amazing girl i've ever met in my entire life and you'll never understand the meaning of it." "I married your mother cos i loved her." "Oh sure, only cos you got her pregnant with me you love her. What would she have been to you otherwise? Just another toy for you to play with?" "You don't know what you're talking about." "And what makes you think you do, Dad? What makes you think you know about me any more than i know about you?" "Sigh. She must be some looker huh?" "She's beautiful, Dad. The most beautiful of angels to walk this earth, when i see her, i dunno, i feel weak? And stronger at the same time, makes me feel like i can do anything, anything i wanted even just for a day, makes this world a littler better to know she's in it with me, and,and when i'm with her, i feel like everything's alright, like nothing else matters to me except her, makes me feel like im flying Dad." "You're just saying that now, soon, she'll be nothing to you." "I don't care, i love her. I love her and i don't care what you or anyone else tells me." I just, don't care. [EDIT] I wrote a poem for mr mak for teacher's day amongst other things (i drew him as well) How would we forget, that twitching lower lip, Tense sweaty shoulders, and boulderous bolstering hips, Laser–cut hair, thunderous shouts, Even the lack in ability to spell the word "Out". (He spelt it as O-T-U) From the very first ‘Are you ready?’ to a year slightly more steady, You were always the Mathematical beam of light, though a little heavy, Of course we will miss you, but you must continue, to inspire those around you, So, like the 7 Wonders of the World, or when Noah built the Ark, Let us all never forget, Mr Lawrence Mak This is what he had to say in reply. (A BIG THANK YOU from a BIG TEACHER, LM: AMO you have a BIG HEART!!! I have seen your witty selection of words so craftily skewed almost spontaneously! I admire your gift of linguistic adeptness and appropriateness!!!! Adroit and acute! Poem so precise and pleasurable! I am impressed! I am moved! I am most thankful! In fact, did you catch my look of astonishment to receive something from you? Definitley, I will safe-keep your sketches of me framed. Undeniably, we all have talents and weaknesses. Work on weaknesses, grow on our strengths. [END OF EDIT] Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 8:47 PM They slip away across the universe Ive done it, ive sinned again, i went to KFC with a couple of my friends, i bought a 2 piece chicken meal, now guilt and shame is all i feel, as i qued at the counter people did stare, i wonder now why i did not care, i should've walked away and gone straight home, But i devoured the chicken right down to the bone. Tsk. Im sorry. Prelims are finally over, well actually, ive got chinese tomorrow, but its so unimportant and trivial that i don't really consider it an exam. Its more like, a fun quiz which i go to for kicks. Besides, now that i've gone to chinese B, its way much easier, so easy in fact that i might have slight chance of maybe getting the oppurtunity to perhaps almost get an A for it. Go me. No really though, its like primary school chinese, so i think i'd be pretty safe taking it. Ive been featured in a full page spread on the echo magazine, its an inter ACS schools monthly magazine, it was on my musical, the calling, and about the entire story of it. And there's a really huge picture of me with a retard smile looking like im suffering from several different medical conditions ranging from mental to physical. pfft. To make things better, im getting recognized now. Yesterday, i had a couple of acs primary kids coming up to me telling me they saw me in the magazine and then going on to smiling at me as if waiting for me to fly or something. Naturally i was quite stunned so i sent them off with a meaningful message to study hard and not to take drugs. Tsk. Why do i feel like barney the freaking dinosaur. Not that im complaining, everyone's gotta have a good fanbase, however small they may start from. pfft. I don't know why, but it seems my mom just has this fascination with wanting me to put in so much effort into chinese, she's starting my chinese tuition again (which i held a party for when it ended) and keeps going on about how chinese is important in my life and i have to put effort in it. Pfft. I mean come on, nobody cares about chinese, you can't even study for it, and now that im in an easier course, its gonna be even stupider to waste my time on chinese, even the clb teacher doesnt give a damn about chinese. And my chinese is hopeless anyway. I have a better chance of passing if i took tamil instead. It just annoys the heck out of me whenever my mom emphasizes so heavily on chinese. Its probably the most unimportant subject to ever take form in this planet. Its like taking a subject on making paper. tsk. I need to go throw bricks at something. I'll be seeing you. ao ps Cant wait for friday cos i haven't seen jiyin in ages and i miss her. So yay! See you on friday jiyin! :D p.s.s. Before i forget, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDA! =) Monday, August 25, 2008, 11:06 PM Nothing's gonna change my world. Its like, close to midnight and ive got to wake up at stupid o'clock again tomorrow for my math papers in the morning. I dont normally do quizzes, id just ignore those things, but i figured, what the heck since Amiel tagged me. Get ready for the most pointless 90 seconds of your life. pfft. Music: Rufus Wainwright - Across the Universe Mood: Like, blankishness. Whats your primary food group? Food. who would you like to have lunch with tmr? Spongebob? pfft, i dunno, its lunch, i don't care who i eat it with. Its, its lunch. would you rather be a zombie or a vampire? Vampire. Zombies just walk around with their arms out going "ughhhhuhhhh". would you rather be Master Chief or Serious Sam? Who's serious sam? Prolly, master chief. favourite pizza topping? Like, everything. No really. Why not? would you rather be the The Joker or The Riddler? The joker, cos he's way cooler and has got like, a couple thousand asswipes quoting him. Music.what does it do to to you? Makes me happy makes me sad, makes me sane makes me mad, makes me crazy when im not, makes me cold when im hot, makes me sing makes me dance, makes me want to go to france. favourite bands from that genre? What genre? Queen, AC/DC, Guns N roses, Rufus wainwright, Led Zep, Nirvana, Secondhand serenade, deathcab, Aerosmith, Fire away samson! Douche Dunder?! what instrument do you play?or would like to. Guitar! Piano! Saxaphone! Drums! and a little bit of tuba. I'd like to learn how to play Sitar. Go India. got anyone on your mind? Nope no one's sitting on my head. why are you be thinking about them? Them? Who ever said its a them? gonna do anything about it? Yea of course, i'll like, do something. so whats your top 4 reasons why you like someone then( top3 is so overrated) Cos she makes me smile. Cos she makes me happy. Cos she makes me not sad. Cos she turns my frown upside down. what did you want to be when you were a kid? Slim. Obviously, that still hasn't happened has it? what do you want to be now? Slim. Still, that's prolly not gonna happen in the next 3 minutes. if you changed your mind...why? My mind's working fine thank you. whatcha doing tmr at 3oclock? Crying in front of my math paper. psyched about anything at the moment? I can't sleep. Again. nearest thing to you thats plain black? My psp. whats on your Desktop now? Itunes, a couple bunch of useless jargon, and an emo picture of the words "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." can you multitask? what are you doing besides this quiz? Yes, i can eat and sleep at the same time. whats the longest youve ever gone without sleeping? 53 hours before i passed out. whats your catch phrase of the moment? Hey ho, let's go. do you like long hair or short hair! Long hair sometimes, and short hair sometimes. now tag other ppl so they can do the quiz instead of the other one floating around(cos this one's just awesome, ya know?) Manda! Jiyin! Audre! Kat! Shafi! Felicia! Like, those are all the blog active people i know. I'd better try and sleep now. Pfft. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao Saturday, August 23, 2008, 7:18 PM In your head, they are fighting. Ah, for those of you who were quick enough to catch it, then i say, forget all about it. Ive never deleted a post before, but i guess there's always a time for firsts. The weather's been lovely, and its nice and freezing cold. Yesterday, i bought a couple of black rubber bandish wristbands cos john mayer was wearing them and i thought it'd look pretty cool. So i bought it, got home, and i find out that therye sex bracelets. Used by teenagers in a game called snap whereby a person who snaps one of these rubber wristbands off a person's wrist is entitled a sexual favour depending on the colour of the wristbands. So i got a bit worried. I searched online for it, and they even have a bloody website for it. www.sex-bracelets.com Pfft. And i find out, black represents sex. And i bought 7 black ones. Tsk. I honestly had no idea what they were only after i got them. And wanna know something even better? I put them on in the shower and theyve seemed to have shrunk and now is stuck to my wrist. Like, literally shrunk till its stuck. So the only way to get it off is for me to snap it. Tsk. No way in hell am i gonna snap it myself cos thats just, you know. Sigh. Somebody needs to tell me this shit before it happens to me. So, now im left with a wrist stuck with 7 sex bracelets. Someone please stab me. I'll be seeing you. ao "Why can't things just go OK without there being repercussions?! Im sick of this all man, i just wanna run away from all this crap." "Life isn't fair." "It doesn't need to be, just, needs to be a little nicer." "You're dreaming a stupid, useless, hopeless dream, Jim. Life isn't fair to anyone, period. You want the girl you want, you loose your mom, you've gotta make a choice." "I can't chose and you know that. She just doesn't understand" "Which one?" "Both of them. I don't understand why they hate each other." "Like i said, Life sucks." "You're being pessimistic." "You're being optimistic. And look Jim, take a look at where optimism has got you. Go ahead. Look, and look me in the eye and tell me that you're happy." "I can't do that." I cant do that. Wednesday, August 20, 2008, 8:57 PM I wanna tell you, that i miss you. [Edit] Tag replies (i forgot to do them for a week) Marcus: HAHA she doessss?! gasp! amiel: haha i knew it! :D so so so can i join as a singer or pianist! Liz: Demon child! But nooo, im on a diet this time! And its for reaal alright! Like, swear. Audre: haha thank you :) yes very soon! So soon, you wont see it coming! It'll be like, wham bam boom dead. :D Jiyin: YAY NEXT FRIDAY! YAY! :D Yea its so super nice! Credit goes to liz though (she wants me to credit her, so there ya go Liz) haha. AJ rocks! :D kat: hahaha yea tell me bout it :p Uriah: Douchee!!! douche yea douch. :) Colin: HAHA colin you are full of crap you know that :p I know my posts have been all over the place. I apologize. [End of Edit!] Alright so, Jiyin asked me to do this cos its on her blog too, so, we're gonna play a little guessing game. Below are 7 lyrics for 7 different people in my life, either what they mean to me or what i have to say to them, go ahead and guess. =) 1. I hope you don't mind, that i put down in words, how wonderful life is, now you're in the world. 2. The stairways up to la butte can make the wretched sigh, while windmill wings of the moulin shelter you and i. 3. All i can say is you saved me, chased out the things and have made me, entertaining, thoughts are raining down we fall, its all ok when i say, You and I, take your time, cos i cant wait to see you fly. 4. Im gonna take my busted ol guitar and get myself out of this place, away from you people. 5. Too much love will kill you, if you can't make up your mind, torn between your lover, and the love you leave behind. 6. No one could reach them, no one but you. 7. Im a creep, im a weirdo, what the hell am i doing here? I dont belong here. Alright there you go. Go head and guess. Ask me for the answers if you're really stumped, but i think most of you (i hope) have a reasonable IQ. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. ao [EDIT] I just had a convo with Amiel telling me about this headache he has. ao says: so the pain is coming from the sides? ao says: are you experiencing any side effect, i.e, blurred vision, nausea? ao says: side effects* AMIEL; PLEASE GIMME UR HP. NO. ALL MY CONTACTS ARE GONE! says: noope AMIEL; PLEASE GIMME UR HP. NO. ALL MY CONTACTS ARE GONE! says: i don't have gonorrhea HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How the hell does a headache have anything to do with gonorrhea?!?!?! clap clap clap Amiel. For those of you who dont know, gonorrhea is a disease that affects a person's genitalia. pfft. [END OF EDIT] , 1:08 AM Shelter you and i Sigh. Its 1 am in the morning. I just spent 1 entire hour with Liz on the phone trying to find this song she oh so desperately wanted and needed bad enough to keep me from rest. I searched everywhere, words cannot describe the deepest darkest areas of the internet i had to search to try and find the song. I searched through 8658694 song names, results and tabs everywhere. Racked my brain trying to match her description of the song with the results. Not only did i wreck my eyes and brain, but believe me, you have no idea how badly ruptured my ears are from her excessive singing of not only that song, but other random songs she felt like singing to entertain her desires. This has left me damaged psychologically, physically and emotionally. And guess what. 2 minutes ago, Liz suddenly tells me this song she has sounds really familiar, she plays the song and finds out that the song she already has, is the song we've been looking for. All the while. Tsk. Great. Fantastic. And now Liz is happily singing away the song while i post. Excuse me while i go see a doctor about my bleeding ears. ao [Edit] Im feeling an overwhelming sensation of story telling vibes, so bear with me while i narrate my concoctions. He was spiraling downwards into panic. Her movements were agonizingly slow,she moved the mouse across the screen to check the internet history. Never know what young men are up to these days late at night clicking away on their laptops locked up in their rooms. Her eyebrows were knotted up, eyes squinting at every possible detail available to her on the screen giving the illusion that she was talking to the computer, coaxing it to reveal more of its secrets he had so cleverly hidden. Point by point, the arrow dragged across the screen finding more potential secret conspiracies. "Stop lying to me." "But im not! Ive told you aunt Tessey ive got nothing to hide in my computer! Honest!" "Thats what all you boys say these days, oh ive got nothing to hide, and then wham! A whole nest of dirty material hiding somewhere, i know what you boys are up to." He lifted his eyebrows in a quizzical tilt, trying to figure out just what was going on in this 65 year old's head. She would pay her usual visits to check if everything was alright since mom and dad were away so often, he wouldnt have minded, except for the fact that she was under the illusion that he was a crook minded machiavellianist. She lifted her finger and slowly dropped it again to click on the "history" button. Jeez she can't even allow gravity to take hold of her finger and bring it down on the mouse at a normal gravitational pull, he thought as she pressed down on the mouse. The history was empty. Her head spun back to look into his eyes, faster than the average speeds of her mouse moving and clicking put together, again, she gave him that look that meant she was trying to eat into his soul. He smirked. "Told you i aint got nothing to hide." She turned back to the screen and hit the arrow on the address bar, a list of previously visited sites dropped down and she arrowed them out one by one, hotmail, could be one of those porn sites where they sent pictures of "hot" girls through the mail, youtube, could be a website featuring a new kind of pleasure involving a tube, and then the next one, aostreet, now what could this be? She thought to herself, slowly bring her ancient digit down on the mouse. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead and upper lip. Oh God no, not my blog. He silently whispered, mind racing into a blank. He had previously posted on a time when she had come for her usual inspection for "Adulterated material", "The Devil's paradise" She called it. If she saw what he wrote about her, his head would surely be rolling out the door, taken off by a witch-like incantation. Fortunately, the day he was posting that story, he was also halfway through strumming on his guitar and had lost inspiration halfway through, and so he never really got around to finishing the [End of Edit] Sunday, August 17, 2008, 10:30 PM I can't get no satisfaction We got a silver medal, so congrats to the singapore paddlers. We could've clinched the gold. But under that kinda pressure, anyone would've broken down. I mean come on singapore hasnt won anything for what, 48 years? And now when we come this close to winning a gold, the whole country is literally counting only on you cos ping pong's like, the only thing we're winning something in. And why do all the paddlers look like men? When i first saw the singapore team i honestly thought one of them was a guy, with that hair and physique, how can you not expect anyone to be fooled? Tsk. My prelims are still going on and will be going on for the next 2 weeks. Thats just plain torture. Seriously, find me the person who thought of the idea of O levels and i'll throw bricks at him/her. I'm going to try and study away what's left of my late night. I'll be seeing you. I dont wanna play hide and seek Give you my clothes, tell you i love your shoes, sit on your steps while you take a bath And massage your neck, and kiss your face, and hold your hand, and go for a walk, and meet you at rudy's, talk about the day talk about your day and laugh at your, Paranoia I give you tapes you dont listen to, watch great films watch terrible films and tell you about the tv show i caught the night before, and not laugh at your jokes, let you sleep in for a while, tell you how much i love your eyes, sit on your steps till your neighbours come home sit on your steps till you come home, and worrying when you're late, and be amazed when you're early, and give you sunflowers, and go to your party and dance, feel sorry when im wrong, and happy when you forgive me, seeing your photos and wishing i've known you forever, hearing your voice in my hear, feeling your skin on my skin, and get scared when you're angry, i tell you you're gorgeous, and hug you when you're anxious, hold you when you hurt, and want you when i smell you and offend you when i touch you, whimper when im next to you whimper when im not, smother you in the night, and get cold when you take the blanket, hot when you don't, melt when you smile, dissolve when you laugh, but not understand how you think im rejecting you when im not rejecting you, and wonder how you'd think i could ever reject you, and wonder, who you are but i accept you anyway, and tell you about the tree angel, the enchanted forest boy, who flew accross the ocean, because he loved you, i buy you presents you dont want, and take them away again, ask you to marry me, and you say no again, but keep on asking cos you dont You think i dont mean it? But i always have, from the first time i asked you, i wander the city thinking its empty without you, but i want what you want, and think im loosing myself, But I'll tell you the worst of me and try to give you the best of me Because You dont deserve any less, answer your questions when id rather not and tell you the truth when i really dont want to, and try to be honest cos i know you prefer it,and think its all over but Hang on for just 10 more minutes! Before you throw me out of your life? Forget who i am. And let me try and get closer to you. And somehow, somehow communicate some of the overwhelming Undying All encompassing Heart Enriching Mind expanding Never ending On going Love, that i have for you. <3? ao Saturday, August 16, 2008, 9:31 AM You can be my flamingo, cos pink is a new kinda lingo. I have no idea why im posting this early in the morning. I should be back broken dead tired and exhausted from the 3 hours of sleep i got last night. But while Liz still happily sleeps on her bed, i had to leave way early at 7 back home cos my mom wants me to study. Tsk. I want to sleep. Went to her house last night to go study and we honestly did study (or at least, i did), i managed to finish an amath paper with Liz's help (yes yes thank you) and i actually helped her out with a couple of sums that she couldn't do. I only could solve one of them. The others were assholes. So, we decided to stop studying at 12 midnight cos our brains weren't working anymore. Headed up to her room where she continued reading her memoirs of a geisha while i played a game of guitarway to heaven. She made me wash my feet and brush my teeth before i could sit on her bed (tsk, women.) cos she said my feet were dirty. Well hullo who's house was i just walking on :) Talked and giggled bout the most unearthly pointless things in this world, read books, she showed me this magazine about sex, showed me a book she bought about vampire porn, and some book about some satanist guy who had unusual sex and rituals with demons. I dont think anyones supposed to know of her possession of those books but its too late now, its public. And then we got bored soon after 1am, so we decided to make a little picture story. So. Once upon a time there was a magical lion named Albert. Albert had a nice hot lil moma elephant wife named Sunni. Like all good celebrities, Sunni and Albert were caught making out in public. Also, they were caught making out in the not so public places, and soon, videos were released on the internet, this is screenshot of the video. Look at that happy Lion. But then one day, Albert was caught cheating on sunni with Garfield and pooky. But Sunni didnt know, and Albert kept the relationship going with Sunni. They tried all sorts of suitable, positions of comfort. Until one day, Albert was exhausted, back broken from too much sex. And sunni was very sad. And as for garfield, he just kept having fun with pooky. Look at the smile on that cat's face. And then one day, the Winnie of wisdom appeared to all three of them in their dreams. And the winnie told Albert sunni and garfield to write a book called the kama putra, a new age book of miracle help for those knowledgeable animal folk who want some fun. It included many different positions. For example. The tight. The avalanche. The mud slide. The club sandwich. The multi exposure. And finally, the lop sided. And they lived happily ever after. Tsk. The writers and creators of the story "The chronicles of Kama putra, the lion, the elephant and the cat" cannot be held responsible for any side effects the story line, plot, characters or motives introduced in the story, any resemblance to actual animals is purely coincidental, copyright infringement is punishable by law. Sigh. We were bored. Sue us. We tried going to sleep after that, but 5 mins after lying on bed, we both simultaneously felt hungry and decided to go get some food from downstairs. She made some noodles which were actually pretty good. I dont quite know why but at this point, we started seeing double meanings in the most innocent of things or actions we said or did. Liz: Eh shit this thing's dripping all over my face. tsk. Liz: You're dripping it all over the table! tsk. Liz: The oil we put in didnt make much difference. Me: yea and its supposed to be a good lubricant. tsk. me:Tsk the noodles are damn hot. Liz: You have to blow it first. All this coming from a bowl of noodles.Tsk. Then headed back to her room after feasting and took pictures. Then finally got to sleep at soon after 3am. Got up this morning and left, she was too lazy to walk me out so she just slept. tsk. I leave you now with pictures. Ive got tons of work to do. Sigh. Someone save us. this is just random. views from my place before i left. see, we were studying. bimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbo. Guest star sunni. I told Albert i was sorry but i dont do animals. Liz, however, just didnt give a damn. Ghosts! The club sandwich. Amath waits for me. I wish i could kill it. ao Friday, August 15, 2008, 6:46 PM Another intelligent conversation On the phone with Liz, trying to explain to her the story of a midsummer night's dream, when suddenly she bursts out saying she remembered the story. And she started telling me about the story. In her own language. Liz: OH YEAA! thats right! Then the two hot guys fall in love with the ugly girl cos of the genie right? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. The genie. Puck the fairy is now Puck the Genie. Greaat. One word, Shakespeare, Sue. Im gonna crash her place now to study. I'll post a proper one tomorrow when i get back. Till then, stay intelligent. ao Wednesday, August 13, 2008, 7:12 PM Theyre all painted black I have broken the law, i have sinned, I cant believe what a fat person ive been, I tried so hard forcing to resist, but my stomach kept trying to insist, in that state of mind i cant say i didnt know, that i ate fast food 2 days in a row, I tried to take control and let my mind be the boss, but it seems ive slipped off the rocky road of weight loss, I didn't put on weight though, heavens no! Cos if i did i'd be on weight loss death row, I should've been born with a thousand food allergies, at least that'll keep me off all those bad calories. Tsk. Yes its true. But its not my fault, there was nowhere else to eat. Yesterday, popped down to the apple epicentre with weng and cumara to collect their ipods and to exchange my busted headphones for brand new ones. Somehow along the way we got joined by Arunan who had gone to malaysia to study but popped back for a surprise visit, went to burger king for lunch after. Usual crazy antics around weng. I swear, that guy has the guts to throw bricks at the queen of england. So, somewhere at the bottom of my french fry box, i found a very nice, very appetizing, super special green fry. I had taken a picture of it but somehow its gone. Jokingly i had asked weng to go complain to the people and ask for a new box of fries. I honestly was kidding. But no. There is no kidding in weng's world. He approached the counter and asked for a new box of fries holding up the green fry to the counter lady's eye much to our amusement and their bewilderment at the presence of a green fry. And amazingly, they actually gave us a brand new large box of fries complete with a cardboard burger king crown. pfft. We shared our victory french fries amongst ourselves. Here's cumara with the french fries and the crown to prove it. Aw look, isn't he such a burger queen. Cumara cumara cumara, up to this day i still believe he is confused of his gender. After all that plastic surgery for the breast augmentations, those plastic bits get itchy and i couldnt resist but to catch him scratching them. Im sorry if anybody lost their lunch but thats the truth, people like cumara exist in our society and we have to accept them for who they are. Men, women and everything else in between. I got my chinese results yesterday. Well, im a little disappointed at my E8 result, i honestly expected a D7 at least. And my oral was Ungraded. I knew that beijing lady had marked me down as linguistically incompetent. Tsk. Well, i'll just have to re-take that crap again. Sigh. And i thought i had kissed chinese goodbye for good. Today's SS paper was awesomeness. I might actually get an A1 for it after all, i really did study very hard for it. O levels english oral today was also very fun, with the exception of my blunders of course. After my turn was over and i walked out of the exam hall, i looked down at my hands to realize i was still holding on to the reading passage and the discussion picture. Tsk. I rushed back in to give it back to the examiners who had so kindly not noticed the missing paper. Other than that it went great. I checked my prelim oral results and i had gotten a 37/40. I didnt know that. Pfft. To kill the 4 hour gap between the end of the SS paper and the start of the orals, me, cumara, weng, uriah, amraesh and jon au had gone to far east. I wanted to eat a healthy subway meal but they insisted on carl's junior. (Im so sorry diet) Ate there, threw ketchup at one another, threw ice, threw creamer, pepper, salt and any other type of condiment we could find there really. The carl's junior people glared at us quite intensely after that. Ernest, YJ, gary, chiam and fried joined us later after they backtracked from botak jones thinking they wouldn't have enough time there, walked around far east for a bit with weng's usual bowing at random people and going "ohehhh" at random things that occurred. Sigh. He also started making conversation with the shopkeepers asking the price of almost every single item they had on the display. Pfft. Bused back to school soon after to reach just in time. Picture, cos we were bored. I hate exams. No really, im not just saying that. One after another they just keep coming at you, like, popping up in your face and then spitting in your eye. Sigh. Ive got a lovely girl named history to get back to now. 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