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Saturday, August 16, 2008, 9:31 AM
You can be my flamingo, cos pink is a new kinda lingo.
I should be back broken dead tired and exhausted from the 3 hours of sleep i got last night. But while Liz still happily sleeps on her bed, i had to leave way early at 7 back home cos my mom wants me to study. Tsk. I want to sleep. Went to her house last night to go study and we honestly did study (or at least, i did), i managed to finish an amath paper with Liz's help (yes yes thank you) and i actually helped her out with a couple of sums that she couldn't do. I only could solve one of them. The others were assholes. So, we decided to stop studying at 12 midnight cos our brains weren't working anymore. Headed up to her room where she continued reading her memoirs of a geisha while i played a game of guitarway to heaven. She made me wash my feet and brush my teeth before i could sit on her bed (tsk, women.) cos she said my feet were dirty. Well hullo who's house was i just walking on :) Talked and giggled bout the most unearthly pointless things in this world, read books, she showed me this magazine about sex, showed me a book she bought about vampire porn, and some book about some satanist guy who had unusual sex and rituals with demons. I dont think anyones supposed to know of her possession of those books but its too late now, its public. And then we got bored soon after 1am, so we decided to make a little picture story. So. Once upon a time there was a magical lion named Albert. ![]() Albert had a nice hot lil moma elephant wife named Sunni. ![]() Like all good celebrities, Sunni and Albert were caught making out in public. ![]() Also, they were caught making out in the not so public places, and soon, videos were released on the internet, this is screenshot of the video. ![]() Look at that happy Lion. But then one day, Albert was caught cheating on sunni with Garfield and pooky. ![]() But Sunni didnt know, and Albert kept the relationship going with Sunni. ![]() ![]() They tried all sorts of suitable, positions of comfort. Until one day, Albert was exhausted, back broken from too much sex. ![]() And sunni was very sad. ![]() And as for garfield, he just kept having fun with pooky. ![]() Look at the smile on that cat's face. And then one day, the Winnie of wisdom appeared to all three of them in their dreams. ![]() And the winnie told Albert sunni and garfield to write a book called the kama putra, a new age book of miracle help for those knowledgeable animal folk who want some fun. It included many different positions. For example. The tight. ![]() The avalanche. ![]() The mud slide. ![]() The club sandwich. ![]() The multi exposure. ![]() And finally, the lop sided. ![]() And they lived happily ever after. ![]() Tsk. The writers and creators of the story "The chronicles of Kama putra, the lion, the elephant and the cat" cannot be held responsible for any side effects the story line, plot, characters or motives introduced in the story, any resemblance to actual animals is purely coincidental, copyright infringement is punishable by law. Sigh. We were bored. Sue us. We tried going to sleep after that, but 5 mins after lying on bed, we both simultaneously felt hungry and decided to go get some food from downstairs. She made some noodles which were actually pretty good. I dont quite know why but at this point, we started seeing double meanings in the most innocent of things or actions we said or did. Liz: Eh shit this thing's dripping all over my face. tsk. Liz: You're dripping it all over the table! tsk. Liz: The oil we put in didnt make much difference. Me: yea and its supposed to be a good lubricant. tsk. me:Tsk the noodles are damn hot. Liz: You have to blow it first. All this coming from a bowl of noodles.Tsk. Then headed back to her room after feasting and took pictures. Then finally got to sleep at soon after 3am. Got up this morning and left, she was too lazy to walk me out so she just slept. tsk. I leave you now with pictures. Ive got tons of work to do. Sigh. Someone save us. ![]() this is just random. ![]() ![]() views from my place before i left. ![]() see, we were studying. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbo. ![]() ![]() Guest star sunni. ![]() ![]() I told Albert i was sorry but i dont do animals. ![]() Liz, however, just didnt give a damn. ![]() Ghosts! ![]() The club sandwich. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Amath waits for me. I wish i could kill it. ao |
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