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Saturday, October 4, 2008, 8:07 PM
If she changes her mind, this is the first place she'll go.
My record in school now officially says that ive been absent without reason for 9 days thank you very much. What have i been doing at home you ask? Studying. Believe me. Everything was going well yesterday, i was studying as per normal, but then frustration hit me and i remember that my shit levels start in exactly 12 days time. 12 days left till all this nonsense can be banished back to hell where it came from. Naturally, i spiraled into panic and bouts of stress and insanity hit me. So i took awhile off studying to do things completely useless. I opened my cupboard and i notice this big tin can, i didn't remember what i put inside so i opened it up and poured the contents out. They were just a couple of gloves i has stolen from the hospital when i was 6 years old. I didn't take that many. ![]() So in my stressed state, i decided to see how neatly i can vacuum pack all those gloves into a ziplock bag. I put them inside and sat on them squeezing every last bit of air out. And, i think i did a pretty good job. ![]() ![]() Not bad, if all else fails, i can take up a job as a human air compressor. pfft. Oh you think thats me being stressed? No. This, is me being stressed. ![]() Meet George. George invented the O levels. I don't like George, so i tied george to my bath curtain pole. ![]() I then stabbed George with my toothbrush. pfft. If you see me taken into the psychiatric ward, blame the exams. Blame the stupid exams. tsk. WR's got a blog now. Being a nice kind student of his, im going to advertise that crap. For fun adventures and idiosyncratically pointless stories of debauchery, do go to www.the-spherical-chicken.blogspot.com In other news, Liz has officially bought the entire world wide web's clothes. She's spent a ridiculous amount of cash on an even more ridiculous pile of clothes which she claims is therapeutic and benefiting to her well being. I can't remember exactly how much she bought, but believe me, it prolly adds up to all the clothes i wear. She even bought a holga online. She didn't know the artistic capabilities of a holga until i told her what a holga was. pfft. She's going to lend it to me so i can fuse my useless creativity on it. Awesomeness. Shit starts in 12 days. 12 days. Believe me, there is nothing more i want now than to get all this over and done with so i can get my life back into proper functionality again. I need to save up to get these 1. Black Apple Macbook pro. 2. Gibson hummingbird blue sunburst. 3. Cherry red fender stratocaster w/ whammy bar. 4. Complete 5 seasons DVD of Grey's anatomy. My savings box has improved from the previous whooping amount of 35 cents. It now contains 2 dollars and 35 cents. pfft. Ive got to get back to my date with my History text. tsk. Die O levels, Die. I'll be seeing you. Jiyin's a life saver for lending me season 3 of grey's anatomy. thankyoushmankyoujiyin<3 Have fun in Bali. ao > [Edit] I just came up with an ingenious idea. Books before Boobs. if you see anyone else using it its cos they stole it from me. pfft. [End of edit] |
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