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Thursday, July 30, 2009, 11:53 PM
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So i woke up this morning with an insane fever of 39.9 degrees, so i got abit worried, popped a panadol and slept it off, by afternoon, my temperature had dropped to a 37.5 when i went to see the doctor, and i, mind you, am not suffering from any symptoms of swine flu except for the fever, im not coughing, not sneezing, i just generally have alot of phlegm in my chest but thats been going on for days now. But Dr. Nut hump goes on to diagnose me with a 7 day mc/quarantine when im perfectly ok! I've no headache no body ache no difficulty breathing, no symptoms of swine flu except the fever WHICH IS KINDA GONE. But the asswipe wont back up and still insists that even if my fever is gone, i stay home anyway cos im overweight and have a low immunity system. ??? Low immunity system?!? You're making as much sense as a talking teaspoon on vodka, how the hell do i have a low immunity system?? The last time i stepped into his clinic for a severe illness was 2 years ago! And i barely fall sick at all, the furthest it goes is a cough and a sneeze and i'm better overnight, i think it's pretty darn safe to say that i have a high immunity system. Plus, aren't larger people generally more resistant to these things? isn't it the skinny scrawny people who tend to have low immunity systems?? So ok, i took his advice well and told myself y'know, maybe he's right, maybe this dickweed of a man is right and maybe my fever would escalade by the night and i'd start nauseating and throwing up everywhere. But hey, surprise surprise, im feeling better than i ever did! My temperature's now at a 36.6 and all pain in my head has vanished like powder in water. So i'm gonna call this cesspool of shit tomorrow and convince him that i'm perfectly healthy, i'll cartwheel around a football field while juggling apples with my toes if i have to. Geez. [Edit] So i went to the docs again to try and reason out with that nut hump to ask for a removal of my quarantine. The conversation sort of went like this. Me: "Ok so my fever's gone completely, it's been gone since yesterday when i saw you and my temperature hasn't risen above 37.0 at all since then, so i was wondering if i could perform tonigh-" Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: But i dont even have a fever anymore, it broke a long time ago, and i'm not coughing or sneezing or having any body pains, in fact i- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: But i dont have any of the symptoms of swine flu, look if you could just listen to- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: But this doesn't even make sense, my friends who have worse conditions than me only got 3 days of an MC and they've recovered fine already, so since i'm also recovered, why can't i- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: You're not making sense here, just listen ok? How can i have any sort of suspicion of having swine flu if i dont have any of its symptoms to begin with? Can't you see tha- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: I don't understand you, honestly, i'm feeling great and i'm perfectly alright, please just let me- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: I have a show to do tonight, it's something we've been preparing for for a long time and if you could just- Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! Me: You're a useless cunt. Dr. I-got-my-Phd-from-a-free-porn-website : You have swine flu! I can honestly say, i am never going back to this doctor again though it's the same one i've been visiting for all my woes for the past 17 years of my life. Clearly, this dickweed has no proper sense of meaning of the word logic. So i'm suspected and under observation for swine flu because i HAD a fever that lasted for 3 hours? So i'm being diagnosed with something who's criteria i don't even fit? This is as good as telling a man he's pregnant. I swear, sometimes, doctors can be the stupidest imbecilic things that dont deserve any space on this planet. I think an ant with syphilis and AIDS has more worth than this doctor. Stupid son of a [End of edit] |
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