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Saturday, March 14, 2009, 9:15 PM
Take a baker's dozen to get my point to you
So it's been a crazy week, the annoying flu running around acjc finally caught me and hit me hard. Although my case wasn't as severe as some i know, i still walked around with a killer sore throat and so much mucus, it could mutate into its own species and race. It went away yesterday for some reason. Lian made me a peanut butter sandwich yesterday cos she's an angel so today i made her and hannah one cos i was being an angel too. Hannah got me subway cookies this morning cos she felt bad for ditching me last night when we were s'posed to have dinner. At this point, we're all kinda sounding like a group of unfortunate needy special aid kids on a food exchange program arranged by welfare officers of homes and shelters we belong to. pfft. Lian, Hannah and i stayed back after her IS rehearsal yesterday to doodle on each other with henna paint and have pointless talks like how i was called fat daily as a kid and how lian was teased cos she's white. Hannah totally messed up the henna on my limbs. I now look like i have a severe rash or skin disease running down my arm and hand. She also doodled on my legs and drew smiley faces on my toes. Putting together our wonderful imaginations, we wrote on our feet individual words such that if you combine them all together, it reads " LOL Hi I'm Happy ". Tsk. I can't complain though. I totally messed up the henna on hannah too. I love the play on words there. Hannah used henna. It was my first time using a henna dye tube and i had no idea how to properly control it. As a result I made her look like she's got bird shit all over her hands and like her fingers were going to fall of due to leprosy. And all this is going to stay on for at least 2 weeks. And Hannah told me 2 days. tsk. I left school looking like an absurdly stupid person with primitive scribbles all over his arms. Today was a full day of rehearsals as usual, ended around 4 and i brought my guitar to jam a bit with the band cos we've got a little gig coming up on the 4th. Hannah and i then rushed off to the salvation army to find props for her play. I swear, i have never before seen a person as cheap as Hannah. She went to the salvation army to find weights she could use to tone up her muscles. We went there looking for furniture for her play (which we did) but eventually ended up getting weights too. I have never seen anyone go to the salvation army to buy weights. Then, we went to chomp chomp for dinner. She ordered rojak and it came with these satay sticks to eat them. She took one of the sticks and decided to use it as a stylus for her phone. I have never seen anyone use a satay stick as a stylus for a phone. She even tried fitting it into the stylus slot and hey it fit. I won't be surprised if one day, she picks up bottles from the ground for its 5 cent redemption value. She told me bout the times when she was a kid, she'd hang around the cold storage trolley areas to check every single trolley to see if anyone left the one dollar coin in the coin slot. And the times when she would hang around toy dispenser machines to see if anyone accidentally left dollar coins in the coin slot. Pfft. We then went to frolick opposite for delicious healthy frozen yoghurt. Mom then picked me up and Hannah left for home which was i think 3 minutes away from that place. I was hit by a slight migraine this afternoon whilst at the salvation army, i dont know why and it really annoyed me cos after the blood clot in my head dissolved, the migraines should have and did stop for months. Tsk. 2 days ago, the PE department held this taf club talk thing that i didn't attend cos i had a lighting workshop to go to (which was so boring i felt like sticking a pencil into my eye) and apparently, they've now making it compulsory for taf club to be on tuesday mornings before school even starts. Something i think is an absolute stupid dipshit idea cos first of all, i've got PE on tuesday mornings right after assembly. And i still have to be in school uniform if i'm not attending the taf club. This means, on tuesday mornings, i have to be in school an hour before anyone else in the school does in my school uniform, then change into my PE attire to run a couple shit times around the shit track, then change back into my school uniform at lighting freaking speed to make it in time for assembly, then change back into my PE attire in equally lightning freaking speed to make it in time for PE to run another couple shit times around the shit track. Honestly, think about it. You'd think a person with an IQ of negative 34 came up with that exercise regime. Can you imagine what i'd smell and feel like after just 9 o'clock in the morning??? I would've sweat enough to flood the world if ever it fell into drought. And i would smell like absolute nonsense. I mean geez, what do they really want me to sashay into class after the shit workout smelling like burnt shit and being so tired i'd happily accept a heart attack just so i can be on a hospital bed sleeping?? I'd literally smell like charred turd. Can you just imagine?? See, this is why i strongly believe and stand by my stand that the PE department should be drowned in a volcano 4 times. There is this thing people have, its inside our heads and its called a brain, why don't those freaks just buy themselves a good working functioning one for a decent price instead of blundering on with their current very obviously not working one. Stupid ass imbecilic dipshitted holes. Tsk. I, am going to rest my head on a pillow and pop blast music into my ears before i cab to school and poison the drinks in the PE department pantry. Another thing, you don't piss a fat kid off. In fact, you don't piss an entire bunch of fat kids off cos eventually, making us run and run and run like that so much will make us rebel. And our combined weights will be enough to trample the living shits out of the entire PE department. Tsk. They deserve to have bricks flung at their heads. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh.
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[Edit] There's no better way of telling you how i feel than through this. Listen.
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