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Sunday, December 2, 2007, 1:07 AM
Kill the mermaid
But, we ended up discussing other stuffs instead. but of course we still did do the chalet matters. Cos we're a hard working committee. So then, went to some safra event where there were 35 santa clauses, most of them were 50 year old drunks with nothing better to do. Poor children. They must've been confused. So anyway. Today's post has an ulterior motive. And this is the part where i start talking trash. Im only doing this cos i think i need to, and my brotherly protective instincts are kicking in, telling me to do so. Plus, there are a thousand and one signs telling me to. So, let me take you back to the story about my dear Liz. After that whole issue with the Cock-roach man, now there is the situation with the mermaid. i wont say her name is arrielle. Oops. So, after cock man, i mean, cockroach man dumped Lizzy, here comes her best friend, mermaid, to interfere, and shes getting all close to cockroach man and being all flirty. i mean come on. Liz is your best friend and you're doing this to her? And this biyotch went to post on her blog of all the nice things cockroach man did for her. Jeeez man, have you no guilty conscience that you're flirting with your bestfriend's ex?? Ah, go see for yourself. You might wanna click on the picture, cos you cant really see. ![]() Bloody hell man. I swear im gonna commit suicide one day cos there are sooo many IDIOTS in this world. Sigh. Dear God, You put Arrielle here on this earth as a joke right? Haha. Nice joke. Please take her back. " She owes me a doughtnut." Wtf? Are you that broke that you cant buy one? What you need money? Why not ask me? Cos id hold a fucking fund raiser just to put you down. Yes, put you down as in KILL YOU. I dont care if you're an exotic species mermaid. Pffft, mermaid. Try merwhale. mermaid, very apt indeed. Is that your future job? merMAID? Cos the way your brain is going, it seems the be the only job applicable to you my dear. This woman has the nerve to do that, what the hell man. Well. You know what they say. It takes an ass to love an ass. Enough said. And you know what? Earlier on, i was sitting on my bed listening to Liz's rant, and this bloody cockroach just popped up from amongst my pillows. What the hell man? How ironic is that huh? Shes ranting about the cockroach man, and one of his bloody brothers appear on my bed? im not sleeping on it tonight. Im not sleeping at all i think. And that bitch didnt die. i stomped it with my tissue box, and that bitch was still crawling closer to me. So i picked it up, and with my brand new pair of formal shoes, i used the wooden heel, and smashed that bugger. There gabe. 1 down. Bring it on. Sigh, ok i promise, no more crude rants from me. Thassit. Im gonna go powder my detatchable bungalow guitar lamp now. Seeyuh! Peace. AO |
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