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Tuesday, February 5, 2008, 6:50 PM
I wanna run through the halls of my high school, i wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
CNY celebrations today, i emceed and man, i dunno why i agreed to do it with ishaan. I made that mistake last year, and this year, im no smarter. Sigh. Well, when i went on stage and whenever i talked, people cheered, but for ishaan, everyone jeered. Which was quite funny and i couldnt help laughing. Its seriously hilarious to have a huge crowd boo at your partner, and cheer for you. No school tomorow cos peter tan decided to give us all a day off, so im proly gonna play cage with the class and out with lynn for a movie. Yuresh did his thing today, he sang a chinese song, and hes not bad, so wonderful. And then, a couple of china scholars went to do a stand up comedy show. Id rather have drunk ink. They were so not funny, they were actually un-funny. Then one of the guys sang something. He murdered the music. Murdered. So yea nothing much happened in the celebrations, same old boring things they do each year, same annoying chinese new year chinese songs that were made for people with down syndrome. Theyre so horrible, you can sing it even if you're tone deaf. ZHu xing nian, zhu xing nian. Whoever wrote that song must die. DIE. No school till next monday, hooray. No more annoying teachers that make me wanna pour cement into my ears. There are so many weird people around. So so so many. Like this guy in my class, his name's joel chee and ive known him since primary one cos he was the first friend i made then. Sigh joel chee. I swear, he is the most weird and ridiculasly abnormal. Everything he does is just extremely weird, the way he talks, the type of language he uses, and his face is always in this perpetual forced smile that makes him look like robocop's penis. I shit you not. And i cant stand him, i honestly cannot stand him, and he treats me like his best friend, and his voice when he talks just sounds so extranged and otherwordly, and when he talks to you, he must always touch you, his arm will be around you and he will go so near you. And the way he walks, his arm gestures, everything about him is just so weird. And he has like 57983 pimples on his face, and he's dirty and disgusting and he digs his nose and eats the glubby crap that comes out from his even more disgusting nose, and his breath can move mountains. And his smell, oh his smell, you wont believe his smell, his smell is so undescrible and so unbelievable and so repelling, you wont believe how smelly it is until you smell it yourself. His smell can only be described and labelled by a bunch of random letters thrown together to form some unpronouncable word such as, "ajfirkxn" Yea its so disgusting, there is no name yet invented to describe it. He is the filthiest and most disgusting living object ever to walk this earth. This message is going out to all aliens out there in space, please take joel chee back onto your planet, i think we've had enough of him here on out little planet earth, he's caused global warming and caused the hole in the ozone layer when he landed on earth, so please, thank you for your gift, but please, take this sewege dweller back. Sigh. OK im done with my rant. Im calm now. Sorry i know im not myself. Well im not feeling like myself. Im outta here. seeyuh. Ao [EDIT] Ok, here we go, i have a picture of him. Now, if you're pregnant or have a weak heart, then please take my advice and dont see this picture. Ready? Alright. Last chance to turn away. Ladies and gentlemen.. introducing.. the sewege dweller phantom, Mr joel chee from pluto. ![]() WARNING. Do not stare at picture for more than 10 seconds. If so, take precautionary actions, run eyeballs under cold water for 10 minutes, if eyeballs are inflamed and or swollen, apply butter on affected eye. if symptoms persist, see a doctor. CAUTION. Picture can cause permenant or temporary blindness. |
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