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Sunday, February 24, 2008, 6:11 PM
Im holding on your rope got me ten feet off the ground.
Ok, so today i had to wake up piss early just to go for some north east cdc cares thingy cos dad's a cdc member and lalala and all that crap, so i get pulled into the crap too. Wonderful. And well, its a show for the elderly, what more can i say? It was like watching my grandma play chess with a cricket. These couple of elderly women went on stage to do some traditional Chinese dance, you know the type where they wear weird costumes and sing in horrendously high forsetho voices which can wake the dead? And they did it for 22 minutes. 22 minutes of an amazing, death defying, entertaining high energy dance where all 9 aged women walked around in odd circles waving red sticks with yellow strings around and placing their hands in odd positions all over the space around them. pfft. They looked like under-paid, over-stressed elderly women wearing monkey suits with chinese decpictions all over it. Sigh, this is what happens when the old folks home doesnt not come up with enough entertainment, the old folks start dancing. And i managed to sneak a pic of a few of the women dancers. Only one of them was brave enough to leave their costume on. Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, the Joy luck club.
Whoever choreographed that dance should be shot. It was nowhere near the viscinity of the definition of the word hapiness. All the dancers looked depressed and under some form of medication to curb mental distress. Then there was this dude who performed yoyo tricks, now, not only is tho yoyo so outdated, but he didnt use just any ordinary high tech cool looking yoyo, oh no, he used a really super cool chinese yoyo. It looks sorta like 2 breast implants slammed together with super glue.
Kinda like this. And he rolled it on a string, back and forth for 3 minutes, it was so entertaining. whoopee. There were like, important people there like that mah bow tan fella, and that abdul something fella, and that tan something something fella. Yea they all received a really enthusiastic welcome from the senior citizens. I told dad i had to go to the toilet, but i never came back, i went to tampaniese mall to chill around. Me and dad have the most interesting conversations. Seriously. Dad: Did you see shawty? me: Who on earth is shawty? Dad: The short fella, mah bow tan. me: you call him shawty? Dad: yea, cool right? Im actually using your lingo. me: Congratulations. Dad: mm thank you. He actually said it shawty and not shorty. Wow. Well done dad. Dad: You know, shawty's wife is quite hot. me: Im telling mom you said that. Dad: Urm, tell you what, i'll buy you lunch and we'll forget this ever happened. Me: Deal. And he did. He took me to Ajisen ramen. He's never eaten there before, so he asked a million questions. And he kept re-instating the fact that he's never eaten there before. Sigh, dad, what a character. Anyway, i just finished tuition with Darth Vader. Yea, ive concluded that he is Darth Vader. Cos i noticed that he also breathes really really heavily and makes a scabby creepy noise when he breathes. He came 45 mins early. Talk about enthusiastic huh. I watched step up 2, meet the spartans and juno online. I know its bad but ah, sue me. Juno is really really good, Ellen page is really funny and she has this charm about her. Meet the Spartans was ridiculous but funny, and step up 2, amazing dancing, amazing story line, awesome songs. Blooger is being a bitch, its skipping one entire space whenever i press enter, thats why my sentances are so spread out. I dunno how to fix it. grr. Anyway, im gonna go live my pathetic excuse of a life now. I'll be seeing you.
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