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Saturday, May 17, 2008, 8:56 PM
Tell me how you do that trick, the one that makes me smile.
Went to the airport to pick him up today with mom, saw the new terminal 3 which is ridiculously huge, whats all the space for? They can fit 4 zoos inside. But yea yea it looked real cool and high tech. The airport takes in al kinds of people travelling to all kinds of places, i didnt realise that they took flights that came from other worldly destinations. So, i was at starbucks getting my coffee cos i was dying from the lack of sleep, i sat down to enjoy the really delicious aromatic cup of low fat double shot caramel machiato. And from the corner of my eye, 2 women walked in. Or rather, they wore "woman" costumes. I swear theyre a cross between shrek and frodo freaking baggins. They looked kinda like vultures. They were 5-foot tall wearing green vests with green skull caps (which really added to the vulture illusion) with large inch-thick glasses that seemed to droop over their faces stretching them ever so lowly, their lips were largely disproportionate and it didnt help that they put lipstick and missed. So you're probably thinking it cant get any weirder right? Well, like so many things in my life, it did. These vulture hobbit ogres then started combing the entire starbucks area, they searched the couches for something, over turned all the sofas and started sitting on every single sofa for 37 seconds before getting up and moving on to inspect the next sofa. Once they were done with their investigation, our middle earth friends then sat down on one of the sofas and started laughing. Very loudly. Within 3 minutes, they had successfully attracted the attention of every person in Starbucks, even the passers-by. I wouldnt be surprised to see camera men popping up saying they were filming lord of the rings 4 : the army of the dammed. I shit you not. They also had these piercing demon eyes that could reduce a man to tears if stared at for more than 10 seconds. Well excuse me if im not informed of the new middle earth airlines that takes flight in the singapore airport. Then after awhile, this tall man walks in with a holy cross around his neck and joins them on the sofa, and a short while after, a short aged man with his arm in a sling walks in, he was the most tired man i had ever seen in my life. He looked like he was sleeping all the time, when actually, his eyes are just perpetually shut. Then soon, another woman walks in, this time, this woman's eyes were wide open like she was in perpetual shock. Fantastic. The fellowship of the weird. Gah, can you imagine, we witnessed the queerness of 2 of the fellowship, can you imagine all 5 of them working together? Ladies and Gentlemen, i present to you, from the latest instalment of the Lord Of the Rings trilogy, well now a quadrilogy, Lord of The Rings, the army of the dammed, 2 castmembers from the blockbuster! ![]() Frodo Weirdins and The GreenWitch of the West. yes, i risked the rest of my pathetic life on this earth and took a picture of them cos i figured none of you would believe me if i told you. So there you go, proof that a new LOTR is in progress. I now may possibly have a magical curse put on me. Well anyway, Dad bought me Absolut rasberry from the DFS and a 6 pack of carlsberg. Me: Did you get me vodka? (with a big smile) Dad: shhhhhh. Not so loud, yes i got it, plus more. (he takes our the 6-pack) Me: You bought me beer. Dad: shhhhhh take it or leave it. Me: Alright fine, you know, you're teaching me to drink at 16, Dad. Dad: Dont tell your mom about this. Me: I never do. (i smiled again) You rock Dad. Alright, ive gotta go return the ring to weirdor. I'll be seeing you. Ao |
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