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Friday, October 10, 2008, 7:27 PM
You'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street
ZT: HAHA honestly Zee, of all names, you pick Danny phantom. nooooo theyre all lies. All lies biyatch! Shaun: haha thank you. Im glad you find my condoms appealing. Feli: hee hee. :D I know you're gonna give me hell when i see you tomorrow. And theyre gloves! Not condoms! Hospital latex gloves! Gosh you're obsessed with condoms man. :p And what different girl! Where! Ive only got one girl, and her name is shing lee additional mathematics textbook. :D Joel Chee: That's wonderful. Jiyin: HAHA ITS OK! :D Yes the great hunt was a success i'd say. :p Liz: Tskkkk. Idiot! :) Audre: Haha im not prepared at all im gonna die. Yea you'll see, its terrible. Absolutely terrible. haha trust me, my han yun pin yin is based purely on literal translation so its all off haha. Ra-el: Yeaaa fender fenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Grace: haha yes i do. I want your camera rawr not fair! Kat: HAHAHAHA OHH SERIOUS? yay i finally know! hahaha. The last day of my secondary school life today. The last assembly. The last time ever to stand out in the glare of the sun completely melting and trying to squeeze in an inch of patriotism, mumbling the national anthem. 4 long years its been and it feels like yesterday when i first stepped into the school grounds. So much has changed since then. All the people ive met have all changed me, made me who i am today. Its difficult to forget anything that's happened in barker. I'll save my words for when it all really ends, till then, i'll just say thanks for the memories barker, till we meet again. School today was of course as usual a complete waste of time. But its prolly the best waste of my time yet. We ended it all with a fight with the teachers. Not exactly the best way to go down, but one of them was being a complete obsessed megalomaniac. It felt kinda good when one by one some of us just stood up to talk back to the teachers, our last sign of disrespect as students as we graduate and become adults. Mr Mak was being a nice person and bought us a bucketload of oreos. I have this sneaky little feeling that he took it from a melamine disposal area. pfft. But no, he actually spent money buying it, so thanks Mr mak. To sakae after school with cumara, jon au, gary, fried, WC, weng, glascow, lionel and Uriah. We ordered like we've never ordered before. In the end, my table won the most ordered list with an amazing 84 items ordered. The other table only had 60. I didnt order them all i swear. Had our usual insanity rounds as we ordered dish after dish, poured ice packs meant for sashimi down each other's backs, dropping wasabi into each other's cups and hoping they'll drink it without noticing, squeezing leftover rice under plates, hiding ominous amounts of trash inside miso soup bowls, covering them up and popping them open going "eoohhhhhh" in the most mentally challenged way possible then breaking out into laughter. Bused home with weng soon after. Sigh. 5 days left. 5 more days. I honestly just wanna get all this crap over and done with. As fast as possible. History awaits me. I'll be seeing you. ao [EDIT] Dinner yesterday at my uncle Dave's house with the whole family. Hilarious dinner table conversations. An old family friend had come over, his name's Tom Kirilenko, he's Russian and he's a thousand years old. Uncle dave was being his usual self and started calling him TK in the most hippest new age fashion he could muster whilst wavering his hands around his chest giving the illusion of a rapper. Tk's a bit hard of hearing, in fact he's completely deaf in his right ear, as a result, everytime someone would talk to him, his first reaction would be to lean forward very closely to the person and shout "HUH?". Weng would've broken down laughing if he had been there. I could hardly swallow my food without choking on it. Uncle Dave noticed this and purposely talked to TK even more. Even had a little fun with it. Uncle Dave: So, TK my man, do you still go to that church? The church of resurrection? TK: HUH? Uncle Dave: Resurrection, the church. Erection, erection. TK: Erection? Yes yes erection no no i dont anymore, i go to wesley now, i stoped going to erection awhile ago. Uncle Dave: Hey TK my man, how'd you get to my place? TK: HUH? Uncle Dave:How did you get here? TK: OH i took the bus to the interchange and just walked from thre (mind you he's a thousand years old) Uncle Dave: Intercourse? TK: yes yes the bus one. HAHAHA. Then while we were having sweet potatoes, Uncle Dave insisted that we sing a song while peeling the potatoes. It went like this. My one skin lies over my two skin, my two skin lies over my three, my three skin lies over my four skin, so bring back my four skin to me. Oh bring back, oh bring back, oh bring back my four skin to me. He calls it the circumcision song. Tsk. He later managed to convince TK that google was a friend of his who knew everything, that an ipod was what people used to detect earthquakes, and that a laptop was a form of sexual pleasure. Sigh. After leaving his place, along the road outside his house in upper thompson, i saw a couple of sleazy looking massage parlors. One of them particularly stood out amongst the rest, its name was in chinese and read "Lai shi shi yee can." If my chinese isn't that bad that should translate as come and give it a try. However, the english translation they had put on the front door was "Try to come." Im sure they had no pun intended. My cousin mandy was also awesome enough to lend me her moulin rouge piano score book. yay thanks mandy. I had a haircut today. I hate my hair dresser now. I now look like a freak from seasame street. pfft. Idiots. My O's start in 4 days time. Im spiraling into panic and freaking out. I'll go drown myself in math now. I'll seeyuh when i seeyuh. [END OF EDIT] |
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