My Dear we're slow dancing in a burning room
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Sunday, December 26, 2010, 11:38 AM
Hi yes I'm his son, haha yes I just finished my A levels in Acjc. Yupp, enlisting for the army next year. Haha yes you're the 21st person I'm speaking to tonight and i can't for the love of god remember what the hell your name is and quite frankly I don't want to know. Yes haha what a strange policy. Yes i read about that in the papers too haha. Yes how dangerous it is to be out on the streets these days. Yes what lovely log cake haha yes very nice. Oh did you make it? Oh ok watch me nodd and not give a motherlovin shit, that's nice. Oh really? Yes but i don't plan on becoming a lawyer, engineer or any of the professions you just took 20 minutes of your life describing but thanks for wasting time at this party, you'll be glad to know that in the time you were speaking I was not listening to a thing you were saying, in fact i was imagining what it was like when you were in school with my dad 500 years ago and it's quite difficult to picture; Someone as stuffy and boring as you, I'm incredulous to think you were once young at all. Oh yes haha i went to Acjc, I just told you that less than 20 minutes ago, clearly you weren't listening but I'm returning the favour so don't feel bad. When does school start? No school doesn't start, I'm done with school. No I haven't applied to any university yet, I'm still waiting for my results. Yes I just took my A levels for god's sake. Yes i'm going into the army next year. Yes probably a local one. Why? Oh cos my father has always drilled into my head the fact that NUS is the world's best school and every school in the world is rubbish compared to it. Yes I am a bit on the heavy side, I happen to notice that everyday. But don't think you know exactly what I'm capable of, buddy, I'm a lot healthier than you think. I could take your lawyer ass and throw you right through that glass door if you want some evidence. Yes i know the log cake looks really nice. YES i'm his son- geez go talk to a tree.
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