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Tuesday, June 17, 2008, 10:31 PM
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Im surprised im not lying flat on my back, broken down, piss tired and flat out of my mind. Im quite the opposite and i feel fine. Sam chew woke me up at around 9:50 reminding me that i was meeting him at 9:30 to go to kallang's cage. So i was a little bit late yes. I rushed a shower and headed down to meet him at the bus stop where we caught 16 down to kallang's macs where everyone else was meeting us for breakfast. There, chiam, gary, amraesh, glascow, fried were waiting for us in macs while ZT was taking a nice long piss in the toilet with chiam's psp. Tsk. Lord knows what else he did in there. We ate up to energize then waited for ZT to finish his business, whatever it may have been, then we walked to the cage. ZT believes that he has an exceptionaly huge stroke of bad luck today cos he almost got injured 5 times. I almost tripped him on a wire, a bee almost flew straight into his face, a car almost rammed him down, and the soccer ball nearly squared him in the face twice. Woops. Chee and weng long joined us after a bit. Cage was alright, apart from the fact that we had to pass through that really tight female reproductive organ looking flap which led to the cage which smells like the sweat of a thousand asswipes. Ernest and eug joined us about an hour later. Halfway through playing, the most amazing thing happened. The most amazing goal i have ever seen was scored. So there i was, passing the ball over to Sam chew, things were heating up, time seemed to slow as sam ran with such passion and dedication with the ball, skillfully guiding the ball with his swift feet, dodging left and right avoiding all the defenders of the other team, his face full of fury and adrenaline, he locked back his knee in preperation for the kick, time stopped as his knee swung back forward at full fury head on for the ball, sitting dead on the ground, and then, sudden death. As his ankles made contact with the ball, it flew with such amazing speed and power towards the goal, chee was gaurding it, face contorted in a concentrated manner, the ball flying towards him at full force, chee lost his balance and tripped back and the ball slammed straight into his hands which was pushing out to find his balance, while doing this, chee's arm powers slammed the ball dead centre, no powerful kick could withstand this, the ball absorbed the force full on and doubled back, flying straight back at sam. Time now really seemed to slow as people around him anticipated what was going to happen. The ball flew back twice the speed, and twice the force and squared sam straight in the eye, he fell back in cries of pain, disbelief and plain stupidity. He lay on the floor, both hands cupping his face in the usual soccer star ouch-my-leg-got-injured-yet-im-clutching-my-face kind of pose while roars of laughter erupted from all corners of the soccer cage. Me, including a few others around me also fell back in laughter. I swear, that, was the most, amazing shot, i have ever seen, in my entire pathetic existance here on happy little planet earth. Congratulations on your soccer career Sam. Why dont you DSA into sports school through soccer? Im sure you'd make the star player of the soccer team. clap. clap. clap. here's our beloved hero now, washing his eye with cold water which was extremely red. ![]() I tried to get a better shot but he merely shoved me away giving me the finger. You know these high celebrity types, never giving proper picture poses. Played till about 2 when Liz called me to remind me that i was supposed to gym with her and chris today. Changed out of my sweat clothes and cabbed down to tampinies sports complex which cost a bomb. After alot of miscommunication and bad direction giving, i finally made my way to the gym. The gym's on the second floor which is accessible from outside the entrance but not from inside. I didnt know this, so i entered the place paying a fee of $1.50. When they told me i didnt need to go into the place to get to the gym, i had to get out of the place. So i thought maybe i could get a refund, after all i was only inside the place for 42 seconds. So i asked the ticket lady. me: Excuse me, can i get a refund? Ive only been here for less than a minutes, you saw me go in just now didnt you? Ticket lady: ah ah okay, yah yah over there. (she pointed over there) me: I can get a refund over there? Ticket lady: yah yah over there. I didnt quite know where "over there" was so i just stood in front of her looking bewildered. She then repeated "yah yah over there". This time she specifically pointed out where "over there was". Turns out, "over there" was the exit. Exits dont give refunds. It was just a silly machine that said exit. So i thought what the heck, it was only a dollar fifty. Left the place wasting $1.50 when i didnt even explore the place, then headed to the gym where i found chris and liz doing 60 push ups. I joined them and worked out for a bit doing gyming stuff which gyming people do. Halfway through my crunches i had a cramp on my knee and on my stomach. So, i didnt quite know where to shout for help from since both places hurt equally bad. I just squirmed. Chris and Liz just continued their work outs. Thanks guys. Next time im dying, please, hesitate to help me. Suffered till about 4 where we decided we really needed food cos none of us had lunch. Walked to tampinies mall to find sakae sushi, but they were under renovation. =( Dammit all. We settled on pizza hut after much discussion. Now, i dont have a very good relationship with pizza hut after all their nonsence with the delivery and what not, but theyre not so bad when you're ordering straight from the place. You know that Liz has a love of cheese. But you have not seen love like i know it. She put cheese on everything. Everything. This is the soup, or rather, this was the soup. ![]() And this is the pizza. ![]() I thought to myself, how bad can it be? So i decided to give it a shot with the whole cheese thing. I should've known better, after Liz prooved that her sense of taste was so amazing when she put potato and garlic chowder into my perfectly fine pasta the last time she came over. Gah. It tastes urm,fantastic Liz. well done. It really is delicious. Chris and i watched in disbelief as the cheese monster ate up her cheese food. So then, we mucked around for a bit doing nothing, then decided to go to Liz's place. We cabbed there, and i had no music. :( This morning, i turned on my i-pod and the battery was dead flat, which is really weird cos it was full last night. must be something wrong with it. So i had no music today cos my ipod was being a bitch. Reached her house where they showered and i was too caught up playing the piano to do the same. Liz's little sister, Vanessa, was really fascinated with me playing the piano and made me play all the scores she had. Which i did with amazingly slow pacing cos i am horrible at reading notes and sight reading. I was always more of a listener rather than a reader of notes. Chris and Liz took like a thousand pictures together, aww. I would love to post them, but its all on Liz's phone and she's not back yet. Silly me forgot to bring my camera. Ive only got a couple photos. So stand back. ![]() They put a hairband on me while i ws playing. Thanks guys. ![]() This is me attempting to teach Liz how to play Rihanna's unfaithful. Notice how im using the one finger method to play cos thats the only way she knows how to play. She's a urm, a very good, pianist. Cough cough cough cough cough. Excuse me, i have a cough. ![]() This is the only shot ive got on my phone with all of us. I tried to smile. pfft. I'll post the other pictures up when Liz gets back. Anyway, after that, we watched a bit of moulin rogue. Liz didnt sing this time (thank you God) so my ears are ok. She realised she was supposed to meet Duncan at 730 when it was already 735. So it was a mad rush. More running and speeding out of her house and catching a cab to downtown east for her to meet Duncan. I dunno why chris and me followed her. She made us go. But we couldnt stay to watch the move with her. yea great, we're chaperones now. So the happy couple scooted off to watch the happening. For about 3 minutes, me and chris tried to stalk them. But as you can most probably tell by now, i dont blend in very well with the crowd. They spotted us in less than 12 seconds. Whups. Mom picked me up and gave chris a lift home. And now im home. and im hungry. gah. I'm going to find food for dinner now. I'll be seeing you. ao [Edit] Im back with pictures. ![]() Squashed ![]() One of the above thinks she is fat, the other one is fat. ![]() aww. ![]() oolala ![]() oh no its a monster ![]() lick ![]() rockstarsss ![]() hug and kiss the panda why not. ![]() Ride on the panda? This is abusive. ![]() how this shot came about, me and chris were acting all hip hop-ish. Then, Liz: eh eh do that yoyo pose again i'll take a picture. pfft. a yoyo pose. Spectacular. ![]() yea chris just butt in. Alright. Thats all folks. Seeyuh. [ End of Edit] ps, chris wants me to add that Liz changed in front of him. Aw Liz and Chris. Aww. |
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