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Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 8:21 PM
One day i'll fly away
Then soon after 3, i lost it and just got bored with studying. I was looking through alot of my old baby photos today, and i realised that nobody's really seen me as a baby. Plus, alot of people have asked me why im so fat, well, it's basically because i was under-weight when i was born. So i got fed twice the amount of a normal sad baby, courtesy of my grandma. So i bloomed and burst into what you see today. But of course, ive been loosing weight, slowly but surely. Whoopee. Well, here's the detailed explanation of my size, commentary by, well, me. When Andrew was born on the 11th of december at 10 o'clock pm at night, he was born an under weight child. Here's a picture to proove it. ![]() I WAS UNDERWEIGHT MAN. What the hell happened?!?! Andrew's beloved grandmother got worried when she found out this fact, and so started feeding Andrew with food and lots of it. Which is what sparked off Andrew's love for food. Andrew started getting fatter and fatter through the years as a child, he still to this day wonders why his parents did not destroy Grandma's hidden food stash before. This is him at 4 years of age in beautiful New york, new york. ![]() Notice how his father pretends to not know him as he strikes that oh so cool chubby kid pose. His father later refused to take any more pictures with him as he began striding around New York City thinking he was king. ![]() Oh yes, strut your stuff you chubby kid you. As you can see, Andrew was never camera shy and loved to be in photos. Poor, poor kid. That however is a trait that is passed on from his Father who also goes insane in front of the camera. Here is a picture of Andrew's parents. ![]() if you tried imagining hard enough, you'd almost be able to merge their faces together to form Andrew's cute chubby face. This is Andrew and his friend Bradley when they were only 4 years old. ![]() Last but not least, while Andrew was searching through his old boxes of photographs. Guess who he found. Ladies and gentlemen, Elysebeth and Andrew 15 years ago. ![]() This is them 15 years later. ![]() Times flies huh? Andrew will now stop talking in this annoying 3rd person view and start talking normally. Like this. Im probably not going to study again till tomorrow, so im probably heading down to starbucks now to enjoy some coffee and read a good book. I'll be seeing you. ao [EDIT] I dug up more pics of me and Liz when we were wee little children. Our parents are disturbed people. Look what they made us do. ![]() Notice how the look on my face says "what the hell am i doing" mixed with that look of hesitation and fear. And then. Sudden death. ![]() Poor kid. ![]() See here how i was trying to drag myself away? Eventually, i got up and walked away. ![]() Run kiddo, run. Well, thats all i could find. I now leave you with the finale picture of the evening. Prepare yourselves to go "awwwww" ![]() Say it, say Awwww. You know you want to. [end of edit] |
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